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I surprisingly had nothing to do with that one

If these kids aren’t out viciously roaming the streets on Halloween begging for candy, they’re ghost riding their E bikes on the sidewalk yelling, the number six and seven. And I for one will be damned if they have an outlet for their creative energy, like a gymnasium, for gymnastics. Next thing you know, we have those people moving in next-door. School children should do a lot less gymnastics, and a lot more staying the hell off my lawn.

Computer enhance 🔍

Lets juts settle on Northern Alexandria.. like Northern Ireland..

🤔 Alexandria Republican Army 🤷‍♂️

And in Arlington too 😉

‘If they didn’t want me thinking up revolutionary ideas, then they probably shouldn’t have named all the streets after Patrick Henry and George Mason”

Gimme a minute… working on a video to save the gymnastics 🤸

Nextdoor is where its at ☠️

Woman Charged With Assaulting Police Officer During Snowball Fight It turns out that there was another cop vs. snowball fight incident today. We reprinted an e-mailed account of the snowball incident which took place outside Wonderland shortly after the bar closed. P...

Also.. 😬 i throw the snowball that hit this cop.. 🤷‍♂️ was drunk and my buddy saw it and ushered me in the alley and directed me home.. before rhe backup came.. some one else took the heat washingtoncitypaper.com/article/4749...

*14th & U st

DONT BRING A GUN TO A SNOWBALL FIGHT!! DONT BRING A GUN TO A SNOWBALL FIGHT!! DONT BRING A GUN TO A SNOWBALL FIGHT!!
Det Baylor is a douchebag

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Bahahaha @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social stg, you were the first person i thought to send you this too www.reddit.com/r/nova/s/gzW...

@arlparksrec.bsky.social rebuttal?

What are these tunnel dewatering pumps for ants?

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Kek ☠️ said the man accepting money from Palantir.. jfc bruh

Gets this boomer to the old folks home asap

Not sure how else to put this.. @markwarner.bsky.social IS the opposition!!
Refunding the campaign wont be enough, accepting it in the first place was the fatal flaw
Divest Palantir Now!

hes digging into footnotes and ending chapters of that Econ book.. the shit normies juts pass over

Bahahahahahahahahahhaha

Tell me what your vice is?

Ta know what, nvm

I can fix her 🫶

Anecdotally, over the last 20 years, restaurants: both independently and corporate owned, have installed cameras with or without audio according to state laws. Every restaurant owner that has cameras installed in a restaurant are wildly addicted to spying on their employees.. its an epidemic imo

Shes like if schizophrenia had ADHD

Isnt this tweet like 20 years old ☠️

THIS IS AMERICA ELMO 🇺🇸

Also… i dont think MAGA understands the idiocy of deportation to Puerto Rico.. he can juts racknup airline miles 🐰

Just sayin

Ok… im just the messanger.. but when Slimey (Oscar the Grouch’s worm friend) participated in Olympics.. he did NOT fly Ole’ Glory.. 🇺🇸 choose instead to represent Sesame Street… so deporting Elmo to Sesame Street and Bad Bunny to Puerto Rico.. just makes sense

Kek

TIL

🤔 actually a little upset at myself for not looking it up.. ftr he did a simpsons short on Disney+ a while back.. so ive been 💯 since

Epstein island attendees 👌… racist obama memes 👎

What has this GOP become 🤯

Uhhhhh… DC is rotten with those on the Epstein list.. cant have local news snooping around wondering why law offices are still employing those that contacted Epstein about how the insides of a 12 year old taste