Faulty Frannie

Immediately thought of @weeder.bsky.social

Make it! Make it! It’s so good!

Indeed it is

Slice of coffee cake

Oh yeah buddy

Oh yeah? Stop me

Saved a slice for you

banana chocolate chip cake A plush banana cake that’s crisp with a flaky layer of cinnamon sugar on top and studded with a quilt of chocolate chips is an update of one of my family’s favorite cakes, and it’s caused just as m…

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Chocolate chip banana coffee cake

Chocolate chip banana coffee cake

Yoss you already know what I’m gonna say. You need to be right on the line of being arrested for public indecency.

Turning those migranes into ourgraines

Must have

Loooool literally what is wrong with people

Three migraines this week why have the gods forsaken me

Forest green medium stiletto nails with bugs

Forest green medium stiletto nails with bugs

New babies 🐛🤗

BREAKING:

The Justice Department just posted online three FBI interviews that had been missing from the massive trove of Epstein files initially released.

They're related to unsubstantiated sexual assault allegations against Donald Trump.

DOC 1: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

low battery mode but for my brain

The universe knew what it was doing when it started me out on fantasy books as a kid bc as the world has crumbled more with every passing year this escape has become the only thing holding me together

Its always "I don't wanna hurt you, what if you die" from the Big and Talls when the girls just wanna crushed a little

Page, Berger race too close to call in GOP primary that could shake up NC legislature Phil Berger, a Republican who has led the North Carolina Senate since 2011, faces a GOP primary challenge from Rockingham County Sheriff Sam Page for the chamber’s 26th district.

www.wral.com/news/nccapit...

Losing my mind

Appropriate response

This made me laugh so hard I’m so glad I escaped good god

You were rude enough to wash their smell off of it, they are kind enough to put it back free of charge

so we both had to strike first and also had to retaliate when they responded because they responded but we didnt start the war when we killed their main leader in a surgical strike which we did in order to prevent them from launching their own strike which we knew they were going to do so

it's crazy how the Right was like "we want to destroy DEI" but instead they just invented affirmative action for racists and pedophiles

mmmmmm radish eyeballs

she wont eat it raw but I blanched it today and she was obsessed!

She loves her uncle squillium too

Broccoli farts incoming

YES