goonlinda

Building a gym right next to a Cheesecake Factory, there’s a joke there somewhere

Got food poisoning earlier this week (I think) and terrified to eat anything in my fridge cause idk who the culprit was 💀

I hope the chef that thought of combining tomatoes and basil got ate out from the back

The moons were out

We love a collage

Eggshells can range from the toughness of a nokia phone to cracking at the slightest hint of air

They were all very heterosexual lol

It isssssss

I appreciate the support 🙂‍↕️

Being the only one naked in a hot spring of 8 folks makes me very aware that I’m the only one naked lol

The dog:

Peanut butter does have protein but it also has more than double the amount of fat per serving, so it’s widely treated as a fat

We made eye contact this is like running into a bad ex

Oh she just wants to explore our national parks, let her!

Well this is awkward, ex-friend (gay) I blocked cause he voted for trump is here at this gym right now 💀

I’m sorry??? 😭

Cruising while you’re walking your dog is crazy, were you planning on letting him watch? 💀

I did 5 actually!

I might have winked at him

Not me bending over in the locker room and spreading my cheeks so this daddy can look at my hole

Like go on and thirst trap girl

Your first mistake was redownloading it, but this is what I send when I get those types lol

I support you!

lol no, her ass was already big

Girl at the gym did two sets of squats and started taking pictures of her butt lol

An evening walk and some pretty clouds

Like Tyra is NOT going to heaven 😭

It’s on Netflix!

This top model docuseries is wild, I cannot wait for the drag race docuseries in 20 years and rupaul is 100

Watching the antm documentary on Netflix and Eva La Queen???