“Vladimir STOP!”
“Vladimir STOP!”
Normalize saying no to billionaires
@mcuban.bsky.social please buy TikTok, not El*n
From now on TFG means “that felon guy.”
Disgusting
crazy to think that two of the guys ruining apps like this could rebuild LA with no impact to their lifestyles
Saw a headline about how the LA fires may affect awards season so if any aliens are reading this I am ready to be abducted
He couldn’t wait to show his friends 🥰🥰🥰
Well let me tell you the wormoir was an incredible delight to give my liberal FIL this Christmas. The whole family roared when I explained what it was - core memory.
hey everybody, let’s be more patient with these billionaires. it might be their first time getting in bed with an oligarch!
Suddenly those AI accounts aren’t looking so bad
Can’t wait for 690k
Social media ick: adding “read that again” to the end of a post
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
I just want to be cozy at home but also socialize and travel, buy all the things but also save all my money, and get super fit but also eat whatever I want and not exercise
hey what if we made planned obsolescence illegal
Why isn’t Hermes suing Walmart?
Only 364 days left in 2025!
Once again wondering what Eeyore’s life would have been like if he had found the right therapist and SSRIs
Once again thinking about how Ms. Frizzle could be driving a school bus full of children around in my colon and I’d have no idea
lip filler
bleph
Buccal fat removal
Botox
Lower face lift
Do you ever realize you’re not Beyoncé and get upset or is that just me?
Tell me you partied with Diddy without telling me
If you or someone you love has ever opened a tube of Pillsbury biscuits, you may be entitled to compensation
I am ready to be abducted from this planet
The mob wife aesthetic was the universe’s attempt to prepare us for Luigi
Please.
Mia Goth as Hostel Hostess
Forest Whitaker as Mayor Eric Adams