WTF Just Happened Today?

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🗓️ Today in one sentence for Thursday, March 12, 2026.

Day 1878: "We make a lot of money."

Day 1878: “We make a lot of money.” Trump dismissed rising oil prices caused by the Iran war, saying “when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money,” as Brent crude settled above $100 a barrel and the major U.S. indexes fell about 1.5%

Today's edition is 807 words, a 4-minute read.

Day 1878: “We make a lot of money.” Trump dismissed rising oil prices caused by the Iran war, saying “when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money,” as Brent crude settled above $100 a barrel and the major U.S. indexes fell about 1.5%

Day 1878 – Mar. 12, 2026

✨ "We make a lot of money."

The 2026 midterms are in 237 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 972 days.

Day 1877: “An evolution in my own thinking.” Sen. John Cornyn said he’d back “whatever changes to Senate rules that may prove necessary” to pass the SAVE America Act; Trump suggested that the war with Iran would end soon because there was “pract

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🗓️ Today in one sentence for Wednesday, March 11, 2026.

Day 1877: "An evolution in my own thinking."

Day 1877: “An evolution in my own thinking.” Sen. John Cornyn said he’d back “whatever changes to Senate rules that may prove necessary” to pass the SAVE America Act; Trump suggested that the war with Iran would end soon because there was...

Today's edition is 1,175 words, a 6-minute read.

Day 1877: “An evolution in my own thinking.” Sen. John Cornyn said he’d back “whatever changes to Senate rules that may prove necessary” to pass the SAVE America Act; Trump suggested that the war with Iran would end soon because there was...

Day 1877 – Mar. 11, 2026

✨ "An evolution in my own thinking."

Day 1876: “They have no exit strategy.” Seven U.S. service members have been killed and 140 troops have been wounded in the first 10 days of the U.S.-Israeli war against Iran; Energy Secretary Chris Wright posted – and then deleted – that t

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🗓️ Today in one sentence for Tuesday, March 10, 2026.

Day 1876: "They have no exit strategy."

The 2026 midterms are in 238 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 973 days.

Day 1876: “They have no exit strategy.” Seven U.S. service members have been killed and 140 troops have been wounded in the first 10 days of the U.S.-Israeli war against Iran; Energy Secretary Chris Wright posted – and then deleted – that...

Today's edition is 1,261 words, a 6½-minute read.

Day 1876: “They have no exit strategy.” Seven U.S. service members have been killed and 140 troops have been wounded in the first 10 days of the U.S.-Israeli war against Iran; Energy Secretary Chris Wright posted – and then deleted – that...

Day 1876 – Mar. 10, 2026

✨ "They have no exit strategy."

The 2026 midterms are in 239 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 974 days.

Day 1875: “I have a plan for everything.” Trump claimed that fighting in Iran was “very complete, pretty much” and would end “very soon,” but then threatened to strike Iran “at a much, much harder level” if Tehran disrupted oil supplies; Trum

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🗓️ Today in one sentence for Monday, March 9, 2026.

Day 1875: "I have a plan for everything."

Day 1875: “I have a plan for everything.” Trump claimed that fighting in Iran was “very complete, pretty much” and would end “very soon,” but then threatened to strike Iran “at a much, much harder level” if Tehran disrupted oil supplies;...

Today's edition is 1,444 words, a 7-minute read.

Day 1875: “I have a plan for everything.” Trump claimed that fighting in Iran was “very complete, pretty much” and would end “very soon,” but then threatened to strike Iran “at a much, much harder level” if Tehran disrupted oil supplies;...

Day 1875 – Mar. 9, 2026

✨ "I have a plan for everything."

Day 1871: “Getting screamed at to find some good news.” Trump fired Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and replaced her with Sen. Markwayne Mullin; Senate Democrats blocked a Republican bill to reopen the Department of Homeland Security for a third ti

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🗓️ Today in one sentence for Thursday, March 5, 2026.

Day 1871: "Getting screamed at to find some good news."

The 2026 midterms are in 243 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 978 days.

Day 1871: “Getting screamed at to find some good news.” Trump fired Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and replaced her with Sen. Markwayne Mullin; Senate Democrats blocked a Republican bill to reopen the Department of Homeland Security for a third ti

Today's edition is 758 words, a 4-minute read.

Day 1871: “Getting screamed at to find some good news.” Trump fired Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and replaced her with Sen. Markwayne Mullin; Senate Democrats blocked a Republican bill to reopen the Department of Homeland Security for a third ti

Day 1871 – Mar. 5, 2026

✨ "Getting screamed at to find some good news."

Day 1870: “Why are we doing this?” The Republican-led House Oversight Committee voted to subpoena Attorney General Pam Bondi for a closed-door deposition about the Justice Department’s handling of records tied to Jeffrey Epstein; Senat

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🗓️ Today in one sentence for Wednesday, March 4, 2026.

Day 1870: "Why are we doing this?"

Day 1870: “Why are we doing this?” The Republican-led House Oversight Committee voted to subpoena Attorney General Pam Bondi for a closed-door deposition about the Justice Department’s handling of records tied to Jeffrey Epstein; Senat

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Day 1870: “Why are we doing this?” The Republican-led House Oversight Committee voted to subpoena Attorney General Pam Bondi for a closed-door deposition about the Justice Department’s handling of records tied to Jeffrey Epstein; Senat

Today's edition is 938 words, a 4½-minute read.

Day 1870: “Why are we doing this?” The Republican-led House Oversight Committee voted to subpoena Attorney General Pam Bondi for a closed-door deposition about the Justice Department’s handling of records tied to Jeffrey Epstein; Senat

Day 1870 – Mar. 4, 2026

✨ "Why are we doing this?"

The 2026 midterms are in 244 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 979 days.

Day 1869: “A failure of leadership.” Trump warned that “I guess the worst case” from U.S.-Israeli campaign against Iran would be “somebody takes over who’s as bad as the previous person”; Secretary of State Marco Rubio claimed the U.S. a

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