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Hagbard Celine

@asciidisco

He / Him. Just a mad man with 1 daughter, 3 cats, 7 chickens & a horse. Former orga owl of the Nightlybuild conference. IoT reverse engineer. Software Architect & Engineering Manager at Deutsche Telekom. „Die Dunkelheit darf niemals siegen“

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We don’t talk enough about the greatest wedding scene ever filmed 🎥

13.10.2025 20:53 👍 685 🔁 195 💬 38 📌 70

Behind every dev talking about how the industry is gonna change thanks to AI writing code for them is a dev that can actually code that was laid off

04.03.2026 20:42 👍 67 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 2

I feel addressed by this post

04.03.2026 00:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah gotcha. I’m not really in a hurry as it’s just for a side project of mine. Please don’t feel pressured because of my message & I’ll wait till you have something ready you’re happy to sell.

02.03.2026 16:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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No text duplication slice & offset (SVG magic 🪄) [Inspiration](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/211174975066521/). [Palette](https://coolors.co/palette/2a2d34-009ddc-f26430). ### Like this? If the wor...

Hey @anatudor.bsky.social,
I would like to use a variant of codepen.io/thebabydino/... on a private website, but it seems that this one isn't yet up for purchase on your Ko-Fi page. Is there a way for me to be able to use it & compensate you for your work?

02.03.2026 15:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🎉 Looking for new work.

15 years front-end dev + Design Systems specialist.

I help folks build, maintain & transform design systems.

I'm also available for focused projects, front-end builds, codebase modernisation.

Short to long term.

Let's chat - stu@alwaystwisted.com

reposts appreciated <3

24.02.2026 09:15 👍 65 🔁 75 💬 2 📌 2

Die Lösung ist ja, allen KI-Fickies mit einem nassen Affenpenis in die Fresse zu boxen…

24.02.2026 17:28 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Not sure if Fir remembered to hang his food high, what he did remember was that he needs to feed his cat.

18.02.2026 14:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a screenshot from Ricki Lake with the chyron “wants to tell his valentine crush she has “bodacious bazongas”

a screenshot from Ricki Lake with the chyron “wants to tell his valentine crush she has “bodacious bazongas”

if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today

14.02.2026 18:05 👍 3555 🔁 850 💬 43 📌 82

Verständlich … ich hab die erste Staffel hier. Ich lad die dir morgen mal auf meinen Server hoch und schick ne DM rüber. Ich kann die Serie nicht ungesehen lassen.

13.02.2026 22:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Danger 5: Season 1 Episode 1 (The Diamond Girls)
Danger 5: Season 1 Episode 1 (The Diamond Girls) YouTube video by Ola Lien

Die Folgen, zumindest von der fantastischen 1. Staffel gibt’s alle auf YouTube. Das war halt ne super low budget Produktion die von Australischen Filmfördermitteln finanziert wurde. Ich glaube die werden nie irgendwo regulär erscheinen.

youtu.be/gdl8HcAl2m8?...

13.02.2026 22:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Alt, marode, trotzdem da,
Unterführung-Antifa!

13.02.2026 12:10 👍 3036 🔁 678 💬 83 📌 59

Kennste eigentlich Danger 5? Ich hab im Urin, dass das genau dein Ding sein könnte.

13.02.2026 19:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ich glaube ich hab’s auf Netflix geschaut.

13.02.2026 17:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ich hatte letztens Spaß mit Derry Girls. Gutes Kontrastprogramm zur aktuellen Weltrealität.

13.02.2026 17:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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More people should listen to @tressiemcphd.bsky.social

When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.

11.02.2026 14:35 👍 1658 🔁 809 💬 21 📌 94
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

10.02.2026 06:10 👍 25007 🔁 5121 💬 4 📌 2
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IT'S HERE! SEASON 3 IS HERE!

We are kicking it off with a newcomer - join the welcome committee!

FEINBERG VS GOTHICLORDUK

Today at 12p ET

Feinberg: twitch.tv/feinberg
Gothic: twitch.tv/gothiclorduk
Casting: twitch.tv/turtlebean_

10.02.2026 15:30 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1

Such a great read. Thanks a lot, as someone who also uses all-inkl for different things I’m def implementing some monitoring for situations like these.

09.02.2026 22:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Webspace Invaders · Matthias Ott There’s something happening on the Web at the moment that almost feels like watching that old arcade game Space Invaders play out across our servers. Bots and scrapers marching in formation, attacking...

✍️ New article: Webspace Invaders

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matthiasott.com/articles/web...

09.02.2026 00:29 👍 72 🔁 31 💬 11 📌 7
Major League Balatro Week 1 Preview & Schedule
Major League Balatro Week 1 Preview & Schedule YouTube video by Major League Balatro

MLBA Week 1 Preview & Deck/Stake for our competitors during game 1 of all matches this week!

youtu.be/sopOUA6HPvg

08.02.2026 18:18 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Ich glaube du brauchst mal eine ordentliche Beratung was das Thema Spielgeräte angeht 🤔

06.02.2026 21:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Text on store sign reads: “All you need’s & more … beer”

Text on store sign reads: “All you need’s & more … beer”

Graphic design and proofreading in real life.

05.02.2026 20:04 👍 28 🔁 2 💬 8 📌 0
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HELLO I am live for the next couple of hours fundraising for The Women's Foundation of Minnesota with my pals in Goo Crew all the info is on the flyer - zomboid for 2h as a little preshow and then Noon EST Mario Party w/ @rickypeacock.bsky.social @stefanheck.bsky.social and Northernlion !

29.01.2026 14:59 👍 356 🔁 95 💬 4 📌 1
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. And in case you never gave it a fair shake, DS9 is absolutely the real deal good shit. Ok, so here we see a fella named Damar. He's a Cardassian with a "C" not the other ones. He's got a boney ridgey facial structure because he's not human, with spiney features on his face and forehead and around his eyes. And a mega thicc neck too. He's wearing a military shell type armour outfit that also looks hard and tough. He's addressing the camera, as if he's making some kind of announcement. It's 3 screenshots but the visual is all the same. Damar looking serious as a heart attack. Closed caption reads, "RESIST. RESIST TODAY. RESIST TOMORROW."

(Also, in case you were wondering, FUCK ICE)

Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. And in case you never gave it a fair shake, DS9 is absolutely the real deal good shit. Ok, so here we see a fella named Damar. He's a Cardassian with a "C" not the other ones. He's got a boney ridgey facial structure because he's not human, with spiney features on his face and forehead and around his eyes. And a mega thicc neck too. He's wearing a military shell type armour outfit that also looks hard and tough. He's addressing the camera, as if he's making some kind of announcement. It's 3 screenshots but the visual is all the same. Damar looking serious as a heart attack. Closed caption reads, "RESIST. RESIST TODAY. RESIST TOMORROW." (Also, in case you were wondering, FUCK ICE)

Alts in pic 1

Alts in pic 1

Alt is still in pic one I promise I'm not lying to you go check it'll be there trust me

Alt is still in pic one I promise I'm not lying to you go check it'll be there trust me

27.01.2026 22:16 👍 1661 🔁 611 💬 23 📌 37

Ladies, gents, and non-binary pals: I could use some work. Here's what I do best:

- Workshops: JS, TS, web components, frontend performance…
- Development: vanilla frontends, legacy refactoring (esp. React, CSS)
- DevRel: yapping & writing
- General coaching & code review

👉 peter@peterkroener.de

22.01.2026 14:00 👍 4 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
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20.01.2026 19:20 👍 15747 🔁 2774 💬 180 📌 107
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Schedule Week 1 - Major League Balatro - Season 2 Schedule & Scores for Major Leagues Balatro Season 3 week week 1. A multi week Balatro multiplayer tournament where 20 creators participate to crown the one true Balatro champion.

New Website is up! majorleaguebalatro.com

Get standings, schedule, news, stats and more! The place for ALL information regarding the league.

20.01.2026 16:58 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Tweet exchange in which a photo of Anne Hathaway is posted by @TheRoyalSerf, to which user @VvSchweetz24 replies "@grok...do your thing.

@Grok replies: Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. SHe's played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time."

Tweet exchange in which a photo of Anne Hathaway is posted by @TheRoyalSerf, to which user @VvSchweetz24 replies "@grok...do your thing. @Grok replies: Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. SHe's played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time."

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

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