The AI generated pfp is such a tell

If Cato is to the left of you, you're probably fascist.

Yeah, but will moderate Democrats be able to keep from instinctually caving when things get hard?

holy lmao

14 years after leaving spawn KurtJMac made it to the far lands. I was in my mid 20s when he left. Many musings and chats on space travel since and he's finally there.

Close To Jeff Sort of a perk, right? Okay, sure, you and Jeff aren’t that close these days, but in theory it might be nice to see him more often. He could, like, come over for beers in the garage sometimes. Reference #34675

Non-citizens have never influenced an election by voting, if they ever voted in the first place. You're a coward with no convictions

The bill they passed did not include no tax on tips or no tax on overtime. It did include a multi-trillion windfall for billionaires.

They’re just straight up lying to you and hoping you don’t notice.

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

Screenshot of a tweet: “The creator of Nutella, Francesco Rivella, has died on Valentine's Day”

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

i think it's cool that they made a truck that doesn't work as a truck at all and instead makes random strangers hate you and want to ruin your life. good purchase

Surgeon General: Smoking Fine As Long As You Only Do It When You Drink YouTube video by The Onion

Surgeon General: Smoking Fine As Long As You Only Do It When You Drink

????! That's so small!!!!! Oh my god

Elon is the ultimate proof that no matter how rich you are, no matter how powerful you are, and no matter how successful you are, a loser will always be a loser until the day they die.