Mugsy McGill

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

I *love* that movie.
Everything about it.
Love,

You had a choice between Trump and Harris.

If you did not vote, you chose Trump.

I think Tesla’s best days are behind it.

Paramount will rent you your entertainment. They will not sell it to you.

Go. GO. GO!!!

Sundown, you better take care, when you find he’s been creeping up
Your back stairs.…

Can they please bring the god-damned EV Golf to the god-damned USA!?!?!

Thank you!

It gets a little better, but, to me, the last season (mars) goes off the rails.

Ok.

… and now they have flip-flopped and are keeping Precheck open. Looks like someone high up told them terrorizing the traveling class during a snowstorm might not be the best policy.

It is just… out there.

That‘s the cover of the magazine! The article also shows a man reclining and grasping his erect dick, which in the image is a not-quite-to-scale Salesforce Tower.

Oy!

Alito is the worst. But Kavanaugh, given his background in taxes, should know better. Thomas is just a paid-for douche.

a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but there was a time when the married dhs secretary using taxpayer money for a custom built fuck palace in the sky for her to bang coworkers wouldve been a big deal

I grew up in the cold Midwest, and had extended family from Tennessee. Cousins would come up and wonder why the “poor neighborhoods” looked so nice. I never understood what they meant until going to Chatanooga: it takes far less for a house to remain standing where it does not snow.

Yes - it should be recalled and pulped.

Shockingly, she has gotten worse as she has settled at the Washington Post. In prior jobs she had to at least not be completely laughable.

Squirrel!

By Garrison Keillor

We need to find some of those freedom bombs left over from Vietraq.

Yelling and cold hard cash.

Surf!
In Norway!
In the Spring!

Brrrrrrr.

… and birth rates have not gone up.

David Spade looked just like Neil Young!

It’s so completely disheartening that you use “it’s” as a contraction for “it has.”

Sewer rats know the style book better.

Spicoli! He’s the voice of the future.

Libertarianess is something most men* grow out of when they realize “atlas shrugged” is just another marvel movie, but on paper and really long. Then there are guys like Rand Paul who get paid well to believe in it.

* - to my knowledge there are no women who are libertaria by choice.

Respectfully, R. Douthat can *always* go fuck himself. But he can especially go fuck himself when he’s writing 30,000-foot analysis articles asking whether the new nazi party will be “multi-racial.”