Daylight Saving got me cause I should've BEEN sleep.
09.03.2026 04:02
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Daylight Saving got me cause I should've BEEN sleep.
If she don't care how you're doing you gotta have somebody call and fake an emergency. Go home with your pride in tack.
🤷🏾♂️
See. This what I'm talking bout.
What's the issue?
It's bothering me that eating waffles with jelly is being likened to eating ramen noodles with no packet.
I been on threads just trying shit. I like their features but... Ain't nobody over there.
Snow day across Maryland. What y'all drinking to stay warm? Bonus points for pictures!
About to put my hot dog between her buns and see if the water warm enough.
There’s no weighted blanket on the market that competes with the natural comfort of a woman’s form. It’s the ultimate sleep aid—pure peace, soft landing, and that sanctuary.
AND the rhythm of her heart... Sweet dreams and even better views.
Sorry, just getting my thoughts out 😅
Customer: "You don't even have Pisces energy."
Me: "That’s probably the Scorpio Moon keeping things grounded." ♏️🥃
Coworker: "Man, you’re really in your bag today, huh?"
Me: "Funny, my birthday is next week too... wait, no it’s not."
Customer: "When is it?"
Me: "The 2nd."
Customer: "Mines the 1st! You’re really out here treating a fellow Pisces like this?"
Me: "Respectfully, you’re the one treating a fellow Pisces like this." 🎯
Customer: "Y’all still got a crowd? I just have questions... you can multitask while they’re here, right?"
Me: "Ma’am, the floor is yours. Let’s hear it." 🥃
(She runs through the list)
Customer: "Trying to get this handled before my birthday next week."
Coworker accused me of flirting cause I turned a slightly upset customer into a happy one.
Did the customer start flirting when she realized I wasn't fazed by her attitude? Yes.
Was I flirting? No. Just not letting her win. I'm just competitive.
Being accused of flirting simply because you're witty is annoying, cause what am I supposed to do, not send those volleys back?
KD gonna be on that burner talking big shit about his teammates TONIGHT!
Pure, unedited excellence is in the details. 🥃 Those rich, natural tones and textures are the signature on the masterpiece of Devine design. A grown man knows how to slow down and admire the artistry of the feminine form.
The transition from "don't stop" to "don't touch me" is the quickest 180 in the game. Respect the cooldown.
Going on #LoveIsBlind with a 7 year old is WILD!!
Pseudo intellectuals unite!!
What's up? What's happening?
Not sleep, that's a problem for me 😭
Sister Swirlington 👀
Careful now, that’s how a "relaxing Saturday" turns into a "why am I texting my old college sweetheart at 2 AM" Saturday. 🍷😂
That's cool bro.
His entire career!!
This has been his level of depth his whole career ):
Weirdo
im not finna go thru another Macklemore era 🥴