LMAO
ok that's good
28.02.2026 15:28
👍 3
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Man I really love living next to NORAD during the threat of nuclear war
28.02.2026 14:30
👍 5
🔁 0
💬 2
📌 0
Even more than usual I hope he fuckin dies
28.02.2026 14:03
👍 1731
🔁 180
💬 31
📌 1
I fuckin wish I was talking about the AI stuff. :/
28.02.2026 14:21
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Just once I want to wake up and log in to not see a bunch of people reacting to some horrible thing my country is doing followed by me scrolling to see what this atrocity is
28.02.2026 14:15
👍 32
🔁 7
💬 3
📌 0
Running a different kind of marathon: A Mile an Hour
YouTube video by Beau Miles
There was a guy on youtube a few years ago who ran a marathon by alternating running a mile and doing a task he'd been putting off.
Really puts into perspective how doable a marathon is if you take 10x longer than everyone else.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvT5...
27.02.2026 02:19
👍 2
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Yesterday on Instagram @jakekoco.bsky.social showed his ass and accidentally made a 10 person group chat instead of sending a reel separately.
We all roasted him for his meme harem. WE ALL FELT SPECIAL UNTIL YESTERDAY JAKE
26.02.2026 13:37
👍 3
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 1
I cackled
26.02.2026 01:13
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
I would pay so much money to see that in earnest
24.02.2026 22:35
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
I mean it's a fuckin hanging curve right over the middle
23.02.2026 14:39
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Apparently when someone says they've been watching a lot of pitchers and catchers, it is inappropriate to respond with "giggity"
23.02.2026 14:20
👍 6
🔁 0
💬 1
📌 0
I think about this a lot
23.02.2026 02:31
👍 6
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Just tried to add a flash drive to my key ring
My keys:
22.02.2026 15:21
👍 2
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Smells like freedom
21.02.2026 23:34
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Sounds like an Italian version of a tollway oasis.
21.02.2026 17:33
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
How's it gonna be when you don't know me anymore?
20.02.2026 14:49
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break
20.02.2026 14:36
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 1
📌 0
I bet his widow really enjoyed your $35 you dumb shit
20.02.2026 13:39
👍 6
🔁 0
💬 1
📌 0
Decided to join a gym to try a change of scenery instead of garage stuff.
Across from a lady wearing a "thank you Charlie Kirk, you're a true patriot" shirt
Fucking hell. I'm going back to my garage
20.02.2026 13:37
👍 8
🔁 0
💬 2
📌 0
The Best Comedy I've Ever Seen
YouTube video by Patton Oswalt - Topic
No one will ever be as mad as Patton Oswalt's brother watching Jerry McGuire
youtu.be/jWPZCFl2n_U?...
19.02.2026 00:27
👍 2
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
He's the biggest, the largest sellout
19.02.2026 00:25
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads
Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X!
See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.
18.02.2026 20:13
👍 18805
🔁 3702
💬 150
📌 30
Winner by a nose
18.02.2026 12:15
👍 160
🔁 0
💬 1
📌 0
I just heard my ringtone for the first time in I don't know how many years.
Turns out it's the theme song for The I.T. Crowd.
17.02.2026 14:03
👍 4
🔁 0
💬 2
📌 0
My wife says the way to tell them apart is the kid and the house boat.
He's single and rich in You've Got Mail
16.02.2026 01:55
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
I always get that and You've Got Mail mixed up
16.02.2026 01:44
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 1
📌 0
That's why I like drag curls.
15.02.2026 17:11
👍 1
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
Every machine is a bicep and forearm machine if you use it wrong enough
15.02.2026 16:24
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 1
📌 0
It's leg day, better get a quick bicep pump
15.02.2026 16:13
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 1
📌 0
I don't think I heard a single "bud" though
13.02.2026 22:58
👍 2
🔁 0
💬 1
📌 0
