The only exciting squash match 😂
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I’m Lavinia (Effen, if ya nasty) They/She Tired Mom. Musician. Insufferable AEW fangirl. I’m a silly goose in the streets and a shrieking horror in the sheets. You can probably find me fist fighting someone’s step dad in an Applebee’s parking lot.
The only exciting squash match 😂
Yea, I think I've just met too many guys who just act like that in my life 😂
I want my bad guys to be flamboyant and compelling and kissing other bad guys sometimes. Not IRL dickheads I've met in clubs.
Every new thing I learn about this man just reaffirms my first impression of him being a very off-putting guy.
Ok, internet stranger.
If I'm being honest, I'd probably be better suited to book a burlesque show than a wrestling show and I can accept that. I have strong feelings on what I want to see but I generally trust AEW is going to keep me entertained/engaged with Tony's booking.
Man, the HOA can suck it
Just going fucking insane making the gayest show of all time over here
#effybgb11 is gonna be so sick
Oof. Yep, I admittedly know even less about Finlay than I do Connors and Kidd but it feels like that'd be a drastic step back for the guy.
Oh god, yep. They'd definitely given him the famous humiliation ritual treatment they love to do. Probably being his dad out of retirement to do the dance with them too
I swear, if I was a billionaire I'd start my own wrestling promotion and would ban squash matches.
"Nah, mate. That doesn't sound good for my career at all" is a *kind* of creative discussion he could have had with WWE 😂
El Paso without “FUCK ICE” chants #AEWDynamite
That would be pretty amazing.
Big Stoke and Probably a Cop FTR didn't want none of that.
Ciampa slapped the SHIT out of Leather Daddy FTR and I am all for wherever that's headed.
Kris Statlander out here for the save looking like cyber goth Lara Croft.
Speed running Dynamite tonight, eh? Yeesh 😂
It's Wednesday, my dudes (gn)
I'm with you on that one. I like Clark well enough but he's getting sucked into the Darby vortex and bleh.
Two ladies matches though! One for the World Title even! I'll be bouncing around all day just for that alone.
Oof. Ol' Willy Corgs is starting to hit Dave Mustaine-level of bitter old man. So much ego to think 90's youth culture couldn't possibly have loved hip hop more than sad, bisexual vampire rock.
Weirdly enough kind of both 😂
Claudio Castagnoli holding Darby Allin above his head, preparing him to be thrown
Mentally and physically, I'm here.
Hot lady snow days are the best
5 homemade beaded bracelets with song titles, album titles and references of the band Acid Bath
5 homemade beaded bracelets, one a song title from the band Acid Bath ("Jezebel") and four with the phrase "FUCK ICE")
Plugging away at these bracelets for the concert in May...with only two albums to pull references from I had to get a little topical with some 💜
If you're going to see Acid Bath in Boston, I will have so many of these to give you 😂
"low income white person eyes" just became my favorite insult 😂
DQ finish leading to Kevin maybe worming into the Texas Death Match with Hanger maybe? Has there ever been a 3-way TDM?
Either way, I'm always pulling for him. Dude's been on fire for a minute.
For the record, I still wouldn't watch it but at least his debut wouldn't have been this 😂
I'm already feeling the psychic damage of imagining what this would look like, I don't think I could actually watch a Russo product again.
Weirdly enough, Bro, I think Danhausen would crush it with Russo in Juggalo Wrestling, Bro.
As much as it hurts to hurl anything resembling a compliment towards that man, Russo would have made this at least interesting 😂
Oh shit, haven't been awake for an hour yet and have already scrolled across the dumbest shit I've ever seen this morning.
Fucking oof.