Administration just blamed the jobs report on weather, so please disregard! All good!
-92K jobs report, but the Fed won’t be able to cut rates because oil is exploding. Top notch work by the Big Guy. Buckle up…
change up: the worker
curveball: the revolution
split finger: the guillotine
trying to remember if any hostile regimes met their demise by spreading their territorial takeovers too thin
OMG Phil Mickelson has done it again
if Biden did this Long Island would’ve seceded from the union
Introduce a bill to abolish and I’ll personally donate and sign on to volunteer for your campaign — something I’ve never done before.
If not, then please just retire.
launch cam Talbot into Lake Erie
launch cam Talbot into Lake Erie
calling bets “contracts” lmao
the official restaurant of Woke Two
if they get AJB you can play the slot and I’ll be happy
hmm
Listen, I don’t ask for much…
I mean yea
this should just be what regular curling is.
is there another Hanson I’m not aware of? Sure it can’t be *that* Hanson
HANSON!?!?!
matchbox twenty!?!?!?
Dave Chappelle 2026 comedy special: ““These kids gotta stop with the goonin’, and start CRAB RANGOONIN’!!”
*gets really serious* “My friend the Ayatollah of Iran was killed.”
bring us The Big Wife
ocean’s eleven
For @lukeoneil47.bsky.social’s Welcome to Hellworld once again, I wrote another short essay on Minneapolis.
www.welcometohellworld.com/we-are-the-c...
Let’s goooooo
North Korea!?!
curious we aren’t also freeing the Saudi’s from their oppressive regime 🤔
i’m not an expert but I pretty sure he’s been president before