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secretary [pounding her clipboard] WOOD WOOD WOOD

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06.03.2026 16:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Administration just blamed the jobs report on weather, so please disregard! All good!

06.03.2026 14:21 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

-92K jobs report, but the Fed won’t be able to cut rates because oil is exploding. Top notch work by the Big Guy. Buckle up…

06.03.2026 13:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

change up: the worker
curveball: the revolution
split finger: the guillotine

06.03.2026 00:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

trying to remember if any hostile regimes met their demise by spreading their territorial takeovers too thin

05.03.2026 22:35 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
05.03.2026 21:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OMG Phil Mickelson has done it again

05.03.2026 21:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if Biden did this Long Island would’ve seceded from the union

05.03.2026 17:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Introduce a bill to abolish and I’ll personally donate and sign on to volunteer for your campaign — something I’ve never done before.

If not, then please just retire.

05.03.2026 14:23 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

launch cam Talbot into Lake Erie

05.03.2026 02:34 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

launch cam Talbot into Lake Erie

05.03.2026 02:34 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 02:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

calling bets “contracts” lmao

05.03.2026 02:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the official restaurant of Woke Two

05.03.2026 02:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if they get AJB you can play the slot and I’ll be happy

05.03.2026 02:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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hmm

05.03.2026 02:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Listen, I don’t ask for much…

05.03.2026 00:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean yea

04.03.2026 20:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this should just be what regular curling is.

04.03.2026 18:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is there another Hanson I’m not aware of? Sure it can’t be *that* Hanson

03.03.2026 17:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

HANSON!?!?!

03.03.2026 17:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

matchbox twenty!?!?!?

03.03.2026 17:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dave Chappelle 2026 comedy special: ““These kids gotta stop with the goonin’, and start CRAB RANGOONIN’!!”

*gets really serious* “My friend the Ayatollah of Iran was killed.”

03.03.2026 12:59 👍 1018 🔁 120 💬 3 📌 1

bring us The Big Wife

03.03.2026 14:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ocean’s eleven

03.03.2026 01:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We are the consequences We, collectively, are the condition that makes their defeat inevitable.

For @lukeoneil47.bsky.social’s Welcome to Hellworld once again, I wrote another short essay on Minneapolis.

www.welcometohellworld.com/we-are-the-c...

03.03.2026 00:08 👍 46 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 1

Let’s goooooo

02.03.2026 23:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

North Korea!?!

02.03.2026 22:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

curious we aren’t also freeing the Saudi’s from their oppressive regime 🤔

02.03.2026 22:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i’m not an expert but I pretty sure he’s been president before

02.03.2026 21:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0