nick 🌸💜🐇 / 🔞 age in bio or block 🔞

what’s a phannie got to do to get dan and phil phanfic friends 😭 no one wants to scream with me about my fic and it’s tragic 😭

OKAY I NEED HELP

are there any (adult) phannies around that would want to talk to me about the phanfic im writing? i need someone to riff with so i can come up with the smut scenes

#danandphil #phanfic

(dear god just ignore this if you’re anti-rpf or are a kid, im using the tag to widen my net)

me a month ago: i think the only fic i feel comfortable writing (due to my ability to land characterization) is bts
me today: WELP I GUESS IVE WRITTEN 2K OF PHANFIC THAT IS JUST THE IDEAS AND DOESNT EVEN HAVE THE SMUT YET 😬

EXCUSE ME BOOB

jungkook is posing for Calvin Klein with his shirt wide open except there's a sticker of a lady with a towel covering his naked chest.

guys i had to, i need my 2 remaining braincells to focus on literally anything else

the phodcast is called HARD LAUNCH, are you shitting me??????????? all the things that seemed like they’d never happen, and they’re all happening, im 🤯

i made a new twt account so i can get notifs when certain people post (mainly youtubers, let’s be honest), and it’s taking every ounce of restraint to not start following random accounts, or my friends, or post or LITERALLY ANYTHING other than see updates as they happen

wait is it. is it me? 🥺

Post by @jung-koook · 3 images 💬 0  🔁 56  ❤️ 108 · [487/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡

once more, i need him carnally

www.tumblr.com/jung-koook/7...

the lack of dr. pepper specifically made this so it’s missing the other s-tier drink for me lol

@jkvjimin · hiatus (216/∞) the perfect nose for butterflies to land on it ♡ cr. @jung-koook

i am, once again, feral

www.tumblr.com/jkvjimin/776...

i-

*sigh* i am but a victim to my whims, and my whims wants to know how much i swear

@profanity.accountant do your thing

— still with you [447/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡

hi yes this gifset on tumblr has me feeling
U N H I N G E D

www.tumblr.com/jung-koook/7...

god same 😭

i am, once again, at the hospital, having to pretend i know less about catheters than i do 😶‍🌫️

lord give me strength, i am apparently *still* just as attracted to him as always, despite not seeing photos of him in months 🥵

thinking about.......how difficult it would be to try to hold in an enema while playing dance dance revolution 💦

the hottest and truest take 🤣

i am, have been for a long time, and forever will be, weak willed for the combination of “mutual pining” and “canon compliant”. it’s my kryptonite honestly

i am but one man that consists of 10000% thirst

a shitty intro cause a fic sounded good just to end up hating the fic as a whole lol. my input is that i give myself two pages on my kindle and if there are red flags for bad fic, i just don’t continue reading it

i’m finding the discussion so bizarre because most of the people who are pro “skip 3 paragraphs” are like “people suck at writing intros and the fics typically get better” and i find that if the intro sucks *the whole fic ends up sucking*. i don’t wanna count how many times i’ve powered thru-

this was SO DAMN GOOD omg 😭😭😭😭😭

*grabby hands*

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is your time to shine ✨✨✨

that’s disgusting, i’m sorry 🫂

an ao3 comment that reads “oh i thought this fic is bottom jk only”

just got one of my least favorite types of comment on one of my not-as-popular fics and just. ugh i hate this shit. i don’t tag top/bottom dynamics on ANY of my fics. intentionally. if you don’t like that, just move on, you don’t need to comment on it, since it provides no valuable feedback 🙃

GOD FUCKING BLESS