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She/her. Queer, arty, secretary for ASFA, Midwest conrunner, happily married. Gallery and shop: SamHainPress.com ๐Ÿšซ NFTs or genAI.

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Yeah your reply has nothing to do with my thread. Fuck off.

08.03.2026 05:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What does this have to do with my thread? Or were you just term-searching for something you could reply to?

08.03.2026 04:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman sitting in a chair with the words " do n't threaten me with a good time " on the bottom Alt: Melissa Schemmenti from Abbott Elementary saying "don't threaten me with a good time."
08.03.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(yeah I also want them to actually *do* it)

08.03.2026 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like, I get that it would fuck our economy in ways I don't have the education to fully grok (though I recognize that our economy is already fucked in other ways, & this would be a relief to many). But holy shit, even *threatening* to do this drives the extant wedge deeper, which is its own "win."

08.03.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like, one of the best ways to destabilize an opposing country is to stoke internal divisions among its populace. This is why Russia's social media interference in the last decade+ has been so devastating. And wiping cc debt strikes directly at our current class gulf. Diabolical. I almost admire it.

08.03.2026 02:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking genius move.

08.03.2026 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yuuup. Game stores are decent litmus tests but not guarantees of success.

07.03.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will say, seeing how a dude responds to losing at his fave game - esp if it's to a woman! - is Very Illuminating. But the results are not universally Good.

07.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning.

Today's sales continue to raise funds to send Becky to class. LGBTQIA+ staffed and owned, we ship for free over $50 in the US, will combine shipping, and a flat $5 otherwise. International USPS rates apply!

07.03.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 76 ๐Ÿ” 37 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

They're SO GOOD! I got into them bc an artist friend did work for them and I've been hooked ever since!

07.03.2026 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of a hardbound notebook with an illustrated cover (depicting a tan, blonde woman in a field holding an orange tree branch, two foxes at her feet) with elastic strap, pen loop holding a fountain pen, and my business name in silver embossing.

A photo of a hardbound notebook with an illustrated cover (depicting a tan, blonde woman in a field holding an orange tree branch, two foxes at her feet) with elastic strap, pen loop holding a fountain pen, and my business name in silver embossing.

My Mossery notebook:

06.03.2026 04:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I don't know if I need to join a stationery group, it's not really a hobby of mine..."

-- me, with a huge Stickii sticker collection, a Monteverde fountain pen, and a custom-embossed Mossery journal, plus enough art supplies that I need separate drawers for "good writing pens" and "drawing pens."

06.03.2026 04:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tan and gray tabby/tortoiseshell mix curled up behind my wife's blanket-clad legs, her front paws crossed and her chin lifted with her eyes closed in smug contentment.

A tan and gray tabby/tortoiseshell mix curled up behind my wife's blanket-clad legs, her front paws crossed and her chin lifted with her eyes closed in smug contentment.

The cat pinned my wife to the couch for a change instead of me, and was looking VERY smug about it:

06.03.2026 04:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The problem with nostalgia is by not releasing its grip on the past, it warps the past beyond recognition. Which can be fun in small doses but creates a culture of death worship if you overindulge.

05.03.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 77 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Mind, the agent we talked to today seemed very nice, BUT she clearly didn't have the training/support she needed, so I blame the corporation, not her.

05.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- person handling our case seems woefully unprepared/untrained for even the basics
- we have to reschedule with some money else at another location bc we need more than the basics this year

05.03.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- made an appointment online
- got a call to reschedule our appointment bc the online scheduler "doesn't work"
- wife has to leave work early for the new appointment
- I take days getting tax info together

05.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The "sink money into lobbying against competition for our services and not the actual services we provide" enshittificarion of HR Block is pretty bad rn y'all.

05.03.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay fair haha

05.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also Killjoys!

05.03.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now do Miller

05.03.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 162 ๐Ÿ” 17 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy COW!!

05.03.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Beige jewelry bust displaying a blue and green shiny bib necklace

Beige jewelry bust displaying a blue and green shiny bib necklace

Back on my bullshit ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Sneak peek at one of the beauties coming to @peculiarityshop.bsky.social this spring!

05.03.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 69 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally what do the ultra-rich *do* with their money if they're not using it to help people?? I can't imagine the kind of mindset where my first instinct isn't to uplift my community.

(I guess their definition of "community" is just radically different than my own... *sigh*)

05.03.2026 18:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The *first* thing I did when I got my inh3ritance was buy a bucket list piece of art. The *second* thing I did was help people/orgs. God, what I could do if I were a billionaire. What even are the 1% *for*??

05.03.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gathering charity tax records from last year (when I threw a bunch of Gramma!$ at my favorite orgs and people) and god, I know it's a drop in the bucket, but I'm so glad I could help people in these dark times.

05.03.2026 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw an ad talking about "the AI gold rush" and like. My buddy my pal. The actual Gold Rush didn't make everyone who went insta-rich. There was a lot of hard labor & exploitation, & most people made a pittance or ended up in debt.

...wait, that's actually a perfect analogy, carry on.

04.03.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tonight my #ChangelingTheDreaming players were saved from dealing with an Autumn Person at a country club (in 1969 FL) by botching their roll to sweet-talk the doorman into letting them into a party there. Sometimes rolling poorly SAVES YO ASS.

04.03.2026 04:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you see this, post a knight.

03.03.2026 04:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2