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Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. YouTuber. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.

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Instead of WW3, why don't we call it the Global Special Military Operations?

07.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 873 πŸ” 177 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 12

Replaced.

07.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You recall how upset the residents were when the allies arrived, knowing they'd be driven out of their honesty, deported to Alaska to die and relaxed with Texans.

07.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone will volunteer to be a lesson, thinking they are the one troll that can say that one thing Prez hasn't contemptuously spanked many other trolls for saying.

07.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 227 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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OTD in 2024 Sweden was forced into NATO by the aggressive alliance. Stockholm looks wrecked compared to Mariupol's peaceful & voluntary joining of Russia.

I remain a master strategist.

07.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 746 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

The question is not "did the west carpet bomb allied cities?" The question is why did people welcome those who bombed them as liberators whereas they saw us as occupiers and told us to fuck off home as soon as they could.

Cos it wasn't carpet bombing & it actually was liberation.

07.03.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. Prez will now take a piss in Medvedev's vodka.

07.03.2026 09:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Prez?

07.03.2026 09:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe cos it wasn't carpet bombing.

07.03.2026 09:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The question is not "did the west bomb French cities", cos they did. The question is why did the French welcome the people who did it as liberators whereas they saw us as occupiers and told us to fuck off home as soon as they could.

The answer is imperialist.

07.03.2026 09:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Almost 58 years ago to the day France pulled out of NATO. The city of Lille was the scene of protests by the English speaking Americans imported in to replace the french citizens the US amry deliberately killed. The US army drove tanks over the protesters to force France to remain in NATO.

07.03.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you asking Prez about his translation or the tankie's original kremlinese?

07.03.2026 08:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No. We suddenly and inexplicably recognised a new government that was in Russia but was legitimate and reluctantly asked us to help them after Finland attacked us in what we later admitted was a false flag.

So we were defending ourselves in Finland.

07.03.2026 08:54 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Why wouldn't Donald demand unconditional surrender? It's what he did to Russia.

07.03.2026 08:08 πŸ‘ 493 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth closed & not be certain that people might think you're an idiot, rather than open it and leave them in no doubt.

Next you'll be saying us doing it now isn't wrong cos 80 years ago America did it to our request.

07.03.2026 07:29 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Da. The western armies carpet bombed then shelled french cities deliberately to kill civilians & then replaced them with Americans as part of 40 yrs of illegal occupation.

But if they did it it was wrong, thus making us doing it right. Finland was enemy cos they defended themselves.

07.03.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 413 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Speaking as a master strategist, hope isn't a strategy

06.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Take it up with my trolls on their timeline, not Prez's.

06.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Russia is providing Iran intelligence to target U.S. forces, officials say The targeting information has included the locations of American warships and aircraft in the Middle East, the officials said.

Russia is providing Iran with targeting information to attack American forces in the Middle East, the first indication that another major U.S. adversary is participating in the war if if indirectly.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

06.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 286 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 13

"now do USA/Gaza" says tankie who until now did not know or care this happened/is happening, can't find Narva on a map (even if it's so close to their troll farm) and had thought/pretends only the west bombed cities in WW2 for which Stalin sent congrats.

All my trolls are morons.

06.03.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 310 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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OTD in 1944 the Red Air Force carpet bombed Narva, then Red Army used artillery to finish the job. As a deliberate act, hundreds of civilians died & thousands were made refugees. We then repopulated it with Russians.

Imagine something like this happening in the 21st century.

06.03.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 683 πŸ” 165 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4

In honor of Donald & his couch humping VP, Ukrainian drone interceptors should be named after cards or card games.

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05.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 521 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 6

Should I offer Kristi Noem asylum?

05.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 638 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 6

The USA has asked Ukraine for weapons to defend against Iranian drones. Zelensky told them to negotiate as they don't have any cards.

05.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 930 πŸ” 178 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 15

Had some say the CIA tricked Yeltsin into admitted the soviets did it. As if that's somehow not an admission.

05.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone will say we are only as bad as the imperialists and think they’re being clever.

As we never whitewash these crimes at all, NATO's popularity with the victims remains an unsolvable mystery to all my trolls. Especially those who said this whole shit show wouldn't even happen.

05.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 204 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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OTD in 1940, as part of "protecting them from fascism", Stalin signed the order to murder 22,000 Polish officers in Katyn. Like our recent crimes, we blamed nazis. This is Stalin writing "approved" on their death warrant.

Imagine crimes against humanity on this scale today..

05.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 418 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6

OTD in 1953 Stalin died. He lay for hours in a puddle of his own piss while his flunkies pretended they didn't want him to die. He was denounced by his successor.

I remain a master strategist.

05.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 622 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 2

OTD in 1953 Stalin died. We have to pretend we are liberating Ukraine from Nazism cos we have not yet liberated ourselves from Stalinism.

05.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 528 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5

Cur and paste the text from the Budapest memo about Ukraine not being allowed to join as per the promise made.

Still waiting. It's not like you're as dumb as a box of spanners or anything.

05.03.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0