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Tom Parkin

@hauntedtricycle

Ugly, Messy, and Inconvenient.

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This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

01.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 5260 πŸ” 1286 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 12

I guess it would be too much to ask society to have learned a single thing from the COVID pandemic...

25.02.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just be sure to skip the third. Ella and Louis: Tokyo Drift barely even has either of them on the record.

15.02.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Must have really shook the shit out of you...

14.02.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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While you're out of town @ceraphimfalls.bsky.social is turning your dog into an Arsenal fan. Hope you're ready for a howled rendition of North London Forever when you get home!

07.02.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems pretty mean that you want a club he isn't even part of to fire Horst as well.

01.02.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The United States should not be allowed to compete in the 2026 World Cup.

05.01.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

So l, surely Formula 1 will remove the American races just like they did the Russian GP? Keep it consistent right?

03.01.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 624 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 8

Did they get confused and think the Morgan Gibbs-White transfer went through during the summer?

15.12.2025 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a young boy is holding a light saber in front of a group of people ALT: a young boy is holding a light saber in front of a group of people

I didn't think you could get Yuenglings anymore, not after what Anakin Skywalker did...

27.11.2025 19:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This IS a winnable fight! And it’s your fight. Stand with Starbucks workers!

07.11.2025 01:00 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Indoor soccer is human pinball and I love it so much. Hope they enjoyed it!

05.11.2025 04:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Heathcliff Panel:
Heathcliff breathes fire at some birds while the fire-breathing chihuahua watches proudly. Grandma Nutmeg and the neighbor watch from the window. Grandma Nutmeg says "He got my vote when my in-laws threatened to leave the city if he wins."

Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff breathes fire at some birds while the fire-breathing chihuahua watches proudly. Grandma Nutmeg and the neighbor watch from the window. Grandma Nutmeg says "He got my vote when my in-laws threatened to leave the city if he wins."

New Yorker Panel:
Voters stand in line at a polling location. One of them says "I don't like him hanging out with that fire-breathing chihuahua."

New Yorker Panel: Voters stand in line at a polling location. One of them says "I don't like him hanging out with that fire-breathing chihuahua."

11/3/25

03.11.2025 23:33 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

That movie is so good though! No other film has had the courage to contain the line "What's knittin' Kitten, wanna go to heaven in my jalopy?"

01.11.2025 15:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So you...don't want that for Christmas?

26.10.2025 00:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

13.10.2025 21:39 πŸ‘ 7833 πŸ” 2626 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 64

At least you get to wake up and watch Leeds! #MOT

04.10.2025 04:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot emphasize this enough:

The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent.

They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so.

Doomers are not realists.

22.09.2025 20:21 πŸ‘ 9255 πŸ” 3643 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 40

I think Alana used to spend Christmas breaks playing Axis and Allies if you need an advisor.

07.09.2025 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The source of my art vs. artist deli MMA was when The Angel of the North and Antony Gormley stepped into the octagon together at Feldman's.

05.09.2025 18:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I missed the fourth update on the FM24 pentagon challenge where I was able to prevail in the African Champions League with Casric Stars, but I can finally say I've completed the final challenge and won in the European Champions League with Stade Rennais F.C!

10.08.2025 02:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time you buy a Harry Potter product, you are financing the dismantling of trans rights

24.05.2025 09:19 πŸ‘ 4433 πŸ” 2520 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 82

Reading a philosophy book section on informal fallacies, and the writer says insults are not per se ad hominem attacks, because "ad hominem" is when the insult is used to attack validity.

So,
"you have tiny balls" = OK
"your views on set theory are wrong because you have tiny balls" = ad hominem

25.05.2025 14:15 πŸ‘ 358 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 13
Twitter post/pohoto from JK Rowling who sits on what looks like yacht, taking a puff of what looks like a cigar.  She holds a cocktail close to her face and looks smug as fuck. Text on tweet: I love it when a plan comes together. #SupremeCourt #WomensRights.

Twitter post/pohoto from JK Rowling who sits on what looks like yacht, taking a puff of what looks like a cigar. She holds a cocktail close to her face and looks smug as fuck. Text on tweet: I love it when a plan comes together. #SupremeCourt #WomensRights.

Text on screen: our.moral.imperative British billionaire JK Rowling has posted several gloating tweets today after the UK
Supreme Court ruled that only 'biological women' legally count as women, excluding trans women from legal protections and safeguards.
Rowling's vicious smear campaign against trans people in Britain has been going on for several years now and has played a major role in cultivating the extremely hostile and toxic environment that exists in the country towards trans people, particularly in the name of liberal 'feminism'.
@fight_for_a_future @rowllingofficial

Text on screen: our.moral.imperative British billionaire JK Rowling has posted several gloating tweets today after the UK Supreme Court ruled that only 'biological women' legally count as women, excluding trans women from legal protections and safeguards. Rowling's vicious smear campaign against trans people in Britain has been going on for several years now and has played a major role in cultivating the extremely hostile and toxic environment that exists in the country towards trans people, particularly in the name of liberal 'feminism'. @fight_for_a_future @rowllingofficial

You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.

17.04.2025 13:47 πŸ‘ 18580 πŸ” 7808 πŸ’¬ 332 πŸ“Œ 624

There’s no description of the Dragula given in the song Dragula so it’s entirely possible that it’s just a normal sedan with a funny name

17.04.2025 02:29 πŸ‘ 2461 πŸ” 270 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 26
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The U.K. cannot continue to pretend it can make a β€œdeal” with these people.

04.04.2025 05:52 πŸ‘ 7012 πŸ” 1685 πŸ’¬ 571 πŸ“Œ 169

lol get dunked Cyberfuck

02.04.2025 03:48 πŸ‘ 309 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Every senator on this platform should be run off, mocked, and harassed in public because they always tell us we should be terrified while doing jack shit nothing about it except collecting a paycheck while sitting safe in a position of power.

28.03.2025 18:41 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just caught a bee in my house and put it outside and only screamed once or maybe more than once. I am god’s strongest bravest soldier

23.03.2025 23:47 πŸ‘ 890 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 1