One of my job boards sent me some open positions at Grammarly today.
10.03.2026 19:55
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One of my job boards sent me some open positions at Grammarly today.
Badly translated sign reading "DO NOT DUMB HERE. NOT DUMB AREA HERE."
At the UPS Store (I had to mail a battery).
Customer screaming at the top of her lungs: "WHERE'S THE POST OFFICE?!"
Employee: "Devon. Google that, it will tell you."
BUT LINE MUST GO UP
I AM SO EXCITE we have already bought tickets
since women's day is an hour shorter this year, women will be taking that hour from another day at some point during the year. we don't tell you when, but it will happen
is his name Psmith
A gray and white cat on a white carpet requesting pets
Someone fell down #caturday
Lüften and big band for Saturday chores
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfFB...
Also ATLANTIS RISING
Nat Geo OCEANXPLORERS on DisneyPlus
there is a documentary!!
you would think in this year of 2026 that a repairman would not try to screw me over by claiming he has to do something extra
toasty bun
Athena's favorite Churu is "Chicken and Cheese." I could try the "Tuna and Cheese" flavor to get as close to a melt as possible.
do they like tuna melts?
also applies to phone cases. Clear with glitter
Happy Birthday, #Figment!
went in for my eye exam, tried on some fun frames, had the joy of introducing the optometrist to the "clear bisexual glasses" meme. She said "ACCURATE!"
heated rivalry
restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
Athena (L) and Artemis (R) curled up in their favorite bed by the window on the radiator
Hey just a reminder I am NOT affiliated with the US government, I’ve had this username for years, and here are my cats.
IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE
be careful you’re going to turn beta
WHY AFRAID OF SEASONING
men body just machine insert fuel extrude content no love no taste only rage
I don’t make the rules
The panda power spirit says that the bunny power is "second cutest," but I disagree.
One character has the power of bunnies. Somehow like an avalanche of attacking tribbles? W was going to send me a clip because I love bunnies, but apparently all the bunnies die horribly, so he didn't.
