Sarah

WOW

vibes seem rancid today. let’s all try again tomorrow.

me and Abbott are both unprepared for the big guy dying in surgery

not letting ogilvie speak…Dr Robby tysm

mf said manger
(congrats!)

no comparisons needed. pain is pain.

anniversary of my Medical Trauma At The ER. can’t wait to watch the realistic ER trauma show after a couple cocktails. I’m sure it’ll be fine.

i asked local homeless guy who gets beat up every day for the keys to his house

TAKE IT BACK

I’m still learning the other team guys so idk about this man. gimme the highlights plz my stars godmother

Ok actually work was such a nightmare I forgot. Thank you bestie.

“dumb, politically correct wars”

Iran please just nuke us I can’t do this shit any longer

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

it’s so worth it

I’m crying

wtf happened to Roope over there damn

(I am obviously not saying this excuses putting the racist statue up. If you say that’s what I’m saying I’m simply not engaging)

tbh signing Andrew McCutchen when you desperately need a good piece of PR is about as good a move as you can make. America’s sweetheart!

had a Bad Day 4 years ago today

yes.

(Obviously the victim veteran was not seeking violence, lemme get this joke off)

so you agree? going to the capitol seeking violence is bad?

they deeply hate each other and so do their campaign managers. I’d be shocked if the endorsement loser actually drops.

can confirm

“Is that fair?” is frying me

I mean for a ton of them it’s just they want to scam and get rich and they don’t believe half the shit they say. this lady believes it and it’s so fucking bizarre and I hate her so much

I know that all of these people are evil in various ways but she’s one of the top where I’m like her actual soul is rotten. like she is not redeemable as a member of society. I wish nothing but redacted on her.

laissez les bon hamantashen rouler

oh he posted it here too. Bsky has been borked and wouldn’t let me search

Tweet from senator Andy Kim wishing constituents a happy Purim. The graphic is New Jersey with lots of Mardi Gras iconography for some reason

oh that’s not—