“Was funded by crypto investors” is so amazingly ironic. Making a golden offering to the false idol, man-child king in the White House funded by crypto investors is just…👨🍳👌
$10 Trump renames it the “Gold House” by 2026.
Watching a show about near death experiences called “I survived” from 2009 and I’m pretty sure they interviewed real-life Peggy Hill.
Undermines the dignity of others??? UNDERMINES THE DIGNITY OF OTHERS?!?!??
“Yeah… I think the “buy a $100k Corvette, get a small child with a lighter in the trunk for free” promo is a bust. Shut it down.”
The right when they found out the shooter wasn't a crazy, wacko violent leftist
Very similar to the “Mormon Soak”
A stylized letter in the shape of a woman’s torso with dialogue printed inside. The text is a back-and-forth exchange labeled “Voice Over,” “Donald,” and “Jeffrey,” discussing life, enigmas, and friendship. At the bottom, it ends with “A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday—and may every day be another wonderful secret.” Signed “Donald J. Trump” with his signature. A caption below reads: “A photo of the letter, which has been turned over to Congress by the Epstein estate.”
The Wall Street Journal just published the photo of the birthday letter from Trump to Epstein.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
Haha naahhh... just a die-hard romantic who shot his shot and somehow made it. But I appreciate the kind words! 😊
My favorite love story ever!
If you didn’t look like this as your future wife walked down the aisle to you, are you even technically married??
(I mean… look at her. How could I not lose my shit the moment I saw her???)
This is the exact point, though. “Blue no matter who” doesn’t work when half of your voters think your “blue” looks far closer to “red.” Blue no matter who should still apply to a wildly progressive candidate.
But we all see what happened to Bernie.
Soo… are we just going to pretend that Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel and KPop Demon Hunters don’t have, essentially, the same plot??
Straight from the disgusting fuck’s mouth… this is no longer a “what if…” situation.
Trump has publicly declared that he is above any and all laws and regulations as he sees fit, simply because he’s POTUS.
This is authoritarian, fascist, and straight-up unconstitutional.
Buckle up!
- The Blind Prophet Teiresias, the first time he saw Oedipus walk past him
If anyone tells me that my joke setup is too long or it includes too many details for the punchline to work, I’m just going to show them this post.
The choir I had to join in college as a music major went on a summer tour to South Korea. Suuuuuper fun trip. A LOT of bulgogi. Maybe too much bulgogi.
One day, the tour manager was like “we’re doing McDonald’s today!”
The level of disappointment when 200 bulgogi burgers showed up was palpable.
Did you guys zoom out on the new Cracker Barrel logo??? I FULLY understand the outrage now.
What happens when WWIII starts and it’s U.S., Israel, & Russia vs. the Rest of the World, but you live in Colorado and are on Team Rest-of-the-World??
Asking for myself, my loved ones, and everything I hold dear.
You may not like the answer. But Toy Story.
TO THE BRIG
In case you’re wondering, this step is towards the end of the “complete fascist takeover” playbook.
Why is the image that popped in my head when I read this?
We are all Davey Havok to some degree...
Inventing time travel just so I can give one of these to a medieval king and tell him this is what royalty eats in the future.
Don’t worry, I’ll take my phone so I can grab a video of his reaction.
The crab robot the instant the turn it on:
I really love Nightmare Biology Mother’s new album, but their earlier stuff really defined their sound.
If this isn’t Sabrina Carpenter’s next music video, I am going to LOSE IT.
I know the world is a horrible place right now, but my wife and I have a wild love story that’s bound to bring some light to people looking for a little hope.
As stupid as it is, voting for us in this contest can help with that. So please! Vote!
Thaaanks!
americasfavcouple.org/2025/the-serranos
This is what they would be quoting instead of “oh the humanity” if the Hindenburg crashed in Canada.
I’ve basically been Chandler’s crazy roommate Eddie with my air fryer since getting it for my birthday in March.
