the sender
I'm sure we'll get flags at half staff for Jane Goodall right?
Right??
i know it smell crazy in there
yo someone try the baby flavored ones and let me know how they are
very important Mindy update
dude wishes he was a WWII general so bad it makes his bone spurs twitch
I built a bird house from scrap wood! Always wanted to do this. Very satisfying.
Wake up
"Did it happen yet?"
Check CNN on phone
"Nope."
Oh well, maybe tomorrow.
Two cosmic crisp apples from two different stores.
If someone performs a song at the Super Bowl about how much they hate you I think you have to leave the country forever.
That tubi ad was unsettling
All time halftime show and Iβve seen so many
βSay Drake, I hear you like em youngβ on the Super Bowl. There has never been a beef won so handily. Love Kendrick.
10/10 Kendrick
That would be sick β€οΈ
pff, i know how computers work, i toggle the box that says 'headshot aimbot' and i get headshots. it's not difficult, swift
eBay updated my selling limits from 500 items / $20,000 per month to... get this:
1,000,000 items and $5,000,000.
I appreciate your confidence in me, eBay, but I assure you it is misplaced. I sell old video games and broken laptops.
Still managed to get my 3.5 miles in to start the day. It's the little victories sometimes, ya know?
if anyone needs me i'll be cryogenically frozen
Why donβt they just catch it? Are they stupid?
The Republican Party singlehandedly keeps cuck porn relevant on Pornhub.
Honestly my only motivation to "get rich" is to have a personal chef who will keep me from making bad decisions on doordash.
The trailer grabbed me. I like shows that mess with your head a little, but not TOO much lol
We are so easily tricked into believing that if we "keep on top of the news" we're somehow in control. All we're really doing is giving ourselves more things to worry about/fear. I smile at people when I go for morning walks, which I think makes more of a difference than reading the news. π€·ββοΈ
i was planning to start the first season soon to catch up for the new season, is it worth it?
hilariously, meta buying TikTok would be the one true way to kill it
I'm just stocking up on good books and going news-free for a few months minimum and then see where we're at. It's worked well in the past tbh.
I don't disagree with this sentiment, but the sad truth is that the internet IS people. We naturally silo ourselves off and seek echo chambers. We're deeply flawed as a species but that's not a very pleasant thought so we mostly just ignore it.
Dear Matthew McConaughey,
The of times AI would have improved my dinner reservations is zero.
Sincerely,
Anyone who isnβt famous
Kinda bummed out that Bluesky canβt seem to stop the flood of porn bots.