Matt

I mean, the real pirates weren't cool at the time, either.

That was hilarious... "We are melting the servers but that's a good sign". Um, no it's not.

So not sure who else is trying to listen to the DeSantis talk on Twitter but it is hilariously broken. The iPhone app keeps crashing and I've only been able to hear tiny snippets of audio. Doin' a great job, Elon!

Eh, I'm mostly team henley but not everyone is so brave.

Rush is in Hell

Never tell a Rabid Man his odds.

Thank you for discovering dips. Keep up the good work and keep us swole.

Can't wait, loved the last one.

Unfortunately, I don't think these are usually the highest quality of pies.

Yes, but you have to have a lot negative vibes to get that kind of invite.

Naw, just the Jaws of Cool. I keep them in my biker jacket.

How about it I just rescue you from a locker after some bullies put you in there?

Yes

Fair enough. Also, if your only claim to eliteness is that you're on a app that's 50% Alf porn, uh.....

What vim you got

We don't want to cancel it we just want a version of junk texts that are made out of soy or textured wheat protein.

Nice flex showing off that you got a BlueSky invite and all those losers still on Twitter will have to make their own Alf porn.

Just because there are high profile cases where people claim self-defense successfully doesn't change that it is, in general, very difficult to win on that argument in court. It is, unfortunately, very difficult to prosecute people when the police don't do their job and preserve evidence. IANAL.

Oh yes, that game was so slow, even by the standards of those days - you had to slow walk across each screen and then it took a really long time to load the next screen. But wow, what amazing graphics.

Be the bot

There's money to be made on the Internet yet! You just have to be ready to grab opportunity by its throat and demand it gives you money.

Got a lawn? Start yelling at kids.

Fair

So we defeated Twitter yet?

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

When are we gonna ban Shakespeare - he dressed men as women. As an added bonus, this will help with the youth vote because Bard or not I sure as heck didn't want to read him when I was in school.