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@rubeswoobs

salt creator at the academic salt mines. union thug. UX librarian. mother of horrible goblins. agender. ask me about the tv shows I’m watching from 2003 and the games I’m playing from 2017.

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I’m so sorry. You were a good friend to her.

08.03.2026 00:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you! Yeah I’m feeling great about being not dead, even more fuuuuck cars are coffins why about driving that I have to do

07.03.2026 14:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A car with no drive creep suuuuucks

07.03.2026 14:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So I got sideswiped by a semi yesterday and have been punished with yet another rental car I hate

07.03.2026 14:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller.

First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk.

Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it.
Logger: Sure.

Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place.
Nancy: I'm mad at him.

Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.

01.03.2026 21:40 👍 10094 🔁 2167 💬 38 📌 35

My feet are finally normal again

23.02.2026 01:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

MY OWN KID begged off because it’s too cold and I still have to do this????

22.02.2026 18:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Guider Rubes, why does your face look like that”
It’s -30 and I’m in the worlds largest snow maze

22.02.2026 17:19 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am so tired but I have to go corral a dozen children in a snow maze in two hours

22.02.2026 17:17 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It makes sense that he’s a bit arrested development from when his godgirlfriend decided to get in there though

22.02.2026 04:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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So the capuchin monks of Austria have a magazine and all I can say is that the cover is a real vibe. 70s hitchhikers? alt-folk darlings? baader-meinhof splinter group? Carthusian Swingers? Who can say what the vibe is, but it is one.

15.02.2026 19:42 👍 206 🔁 33 💬 22 📌 7

I skipped both the proms I was invited to because fuck proms but the last prom type dress I bought (in 9th grade) was $100 CAD

10.02.2026 02:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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the bushes were people 😂

09.02.2026 02:26 👍 15868 🔁 2800 💬 660 📌 1415
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“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”

MAGA wanted you to boycott this.

09.02.2026 01:33 👍 6531 🔁 1209 💬 39 📌 40

Oof cake was foundational for me

08.02.2026 17:37 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is someone testing the mailing list by asking everyone on it to reply a scam thing or just a chaotic evil action

03.02.2026 18:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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30.01.2026 22:19 👍 5992 🔁 2580 💬 28 📌 56

I was in a little car accident yesterday and I have driven the rental car twice and only cried the first time please clap

31.01.2026 01:49 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I may genuinely be a ghost now, it sure felt like I’d left earth

26.01.2026 19:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Driving rural prairie highways in blowing snow is my new visual metaphor for the land of the dead

26.01.2026 19:01 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Two jabronis on the street outside my apartment were yelling at each other, had gotten out of their cars and were probably about to fight.

Then I opened my window, yelled “Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!” and they shut up and got back in their cars.”

23.01.2026 01:25 👍 46 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 1

I had no idea they’d made a musical version of this??? Thanks for the heads up!

23.01.2026 01:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Great Old Ones warlocks are anti horny tho

23.01.2026 01:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah my favourite to play is bard and I’m actively anti horny and that cha score still makes you obligated to solve many problems via flirting

23.01.2026 01:04 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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You Are Reviewer 2 by Matthew Murray 🦇 A solo d6-based

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22.01.2026 23:03 👍 278 🔁 33 💬 1 📌 6

you just need to romanticize your life as a cyberpunk protagonist. every day i wake up and take stimulants (adderall) and jack into the net to get up to hijinks in cyberspace (get on my computer and post my thoughts every 20-35 minutes)

20.01.2026 23:19 👍 411 🔁 81 💬 8 📌 4

I think we’ve got better and more culturally-varied street food than I could have imagined, cool jackets galore, and drugs that make us think we’re really fast and strong before they kill us.

20.01.2026 22:02 👍 5237 🔁 1168 💬 87 📌 42

Yeppp I’m an absolute sucker for a playmat especially because I can lie to myself it’ll be multipurpose

19.01.2026 00:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Learning how to play magic the gathering because I love getting into expensive hobbies that take up space

19.01.2026 00:12 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(We have a walled garden plex for him to wander around in)

18.01.2026 16:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0