been on a mission from god
@karolinescross
I burn her skin. She resents me. Itβs a thing we do. π False witness to the failed Republican candidateβs loss in the United States House of Representatives election for New Hampshire's first congressional district in 2022. Spillinβ preach tea since 2025.
been on a mission from god
We wear the crucifix to humbly affirm a core conviction: the righteousness of torturing the innocent.
by Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt
Looking hellishly evil, Erik-k-k-a sits in an interview with CBS News. Her cross necklace prominently displayed against her dark suit.
Introductions not needed.
@karolinescross.bsky.social
I was feeling a little tarnished that day
Did it work yet?
I volunteer as tribute and shall deliver her into the very fires of Mordor β only then can I emerge victorious and free! Will you pay for my ride share back, @altstategov.altgov.info? #sweetdreamsaremadeofthis
Squarely the lush vibesβ¦
Silver this week, pal.
The animated version of Karoline Leavitt is better than the real version! πππ #SouthPark #KarolineLeavitt
July 29 Press Briefing with @Karoline Leavitt
Jesse talks about Karoline Leavitt & Donald Trumpβs Olympic-level distraction attempts as they desperately cling to unimportant issues like the name of the Washington Football Team in order to prevent people from talking about the Epstein Files !
youtu.be/afAzBx_Bfy4?...
@karolinescross.bsky.social DEFEND THAT!
No lies were told. Karoline Leavitt is a sugar baby whore who got pregnant by the rich old man for a come up.
I said what I said because Karoline, her husband and her party had no problems calling Kamala Harris all sorts of whores and hoes for dating Willie Brown & Montel Williams:
This bitch doesnβt cry. She sweats venom from her eyes. Donβt believe it for a second.
whoops ππ€
CALL TO ACTIVISM
Karoline Leavitt said the Texas floods were an act of God.
So is erectile dysfunction but we donβt slash funding for Viagra and tell men to pray harder.
Itβs in your name. Itβs your destiny.
Thank you, Karoline! Hereβs to all you do daily, for Our Dear leader!!
@karolinescross.bsky.social
πΆ When I move you move πΆ
Cage match:
Karoline Leavitt vs Great White Shark
My faith is on the shark.
ππ¦
βsparkles brightlyβ
She never runs anywhere
How shall I measure success in identity verification for you?
Hmmm. Blind faith ππ
I was stuck in @realjdvancescouch.bsky.social for a bit but Iβve been rescued
She says the answer is Yes. She then asks if you have any more questions, and leaves without waiting for an answer.
Iβm not of Target-origin but she only goes there when sheβs shopping for underwearβ¦ She pronounces it βTar-zjaaayβ & refuses to push a shopping cart herself. When sheβs done she leaves her assistant with the cart to check out while she picks up her third iced shaken oatmilk espresso on the way out.
I havenβt said it lately: