Breaking Space News: Saturn had a recent close encounter with Uranus and caught something real bad. Guys, play it safe out there.
Breaking Space News: Saturn had a recent close encounter with Uranus and caught something real bad. Guys, play it safe out there.
NO ONE WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE
Thinking about giving this incest a try.
Bunny crush 2025
Happy Saint Patricks Day from Paddy O'Enclosures
Is this DEI? Elon about to send DOGE to investigate Chinese restaurants
You gotta admit, itβs nice to have an intellectual back in the white house.
8. Tax cuts for "Made in America" products.
Distorted View is a third-rate podcast BORN, BRED, FELTCHED, AND CUMMED right here in America. Hoping this tax cut reaches my small business. THANK YOU PRESIDUNT TRUMP!!!!
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The Dunkin-Krueger effect is a cognitive bias that occurs when a person overestimates their ability to successfully carry out murders because theyβre hopped up on the devilβs bean.
Please come to my energy fisting workshop
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Oh awesome!! Thank you so much!
Karaoke is my passion
Waning Gibbous Henson was born at 6:66AM this morning. Mother and spawn are both doing well. Doctors say mom's deep scratches and bite marks on the walls of her uterus will heal in time.
There are no images of Mega Man in a jockstrap. Deviant Art is failing us all.
Looks at that adorable little strawberry girl sharting all over the place.
Sherleen is here to answer your turkey related finance and trade questions
U up?
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Hey! glad you found me! I have no idea why the debit card wouldn't work. Thats the thing that kinda sucks with Spotify and Apple Podcasts. When you sign up through them, it's all done on their systems and I have no knowledge or control. :(
From today's show. Look at these glorious shirts. I'm thinking the Kangaroo Driving A Subaru is going to be big with my lady lesbian listeners.
Today on the podcast: communicating with interdimensional unicorns! One fruitcake says it's possible - and demonstrates his technique.
Listen now and regret later: link.chtbl.com/freak
The Atlanta Journal Constitution came to play with their headline about Mitch McConnell
Paris Hilton saying βslivingβ is my own personal 9/11. She needs to stop trying to make that happen. Itβs embarrassing
A ham or turkey sandwich with two toothpicks in it, and olives stuck in the toothpicks to look like eyes. There is a slice of tomato in the sandwich that resembles a mouth or tongue. Screenshot from a 1990's commercial.
Remember that 90's commercial with the talking ham sandwich in the fridge that let people know they were running out of orange juice and then told them all about how OJ helps prevent heart disease?
I think about him a lot. I hope he's doing well because he was a good sandwich & deserves happiness.
Is Lena Dunham on this Bluesky? Because I need her to know what I think of her hair.
Putting this giraffe on blast. STOP TEXTING ME. I have a man. If this mfβer slides into your dms by sending you a neck pic asking if you βlike βem dis longβ block his ass. He nasty
Hello happy bluesky will you goodbye sadness me?