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Parker (They/Them)

@uncannyparker

Fool of a Took. Probably yelling about comics, butts, politics, or ttrpgs. Nonbinary neurodivergent nerd.

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Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.

07.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 4887 πŸ” 985 πŸ’¬ 196 πŸ“Œ 483

"My mum's angry sister makes these most amazing french pastries"
"Croissant?"
"Yes, she is."

14.02.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 253 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1
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Someone asked me to make this on twitter so obvs bsky gets it too

01.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s your reminder that Superman renounced his American citizenship to support Iran

28.02.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Angela Giarratana was a year under me in the theater department at my tiny performing arts high school.

She played a killer Lady M.

13.02.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Paradise.

04.02.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 162 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Felicia Hardy, aka The Black Cat πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ˜Ž

28.01.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 550 πŸ” 125 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s a super big privilege to reveal that I got to draw the DIE: LOADEDxINVINCIBLE crossover variant cover for @imagecomics.com!! DIE is one of the sickest comics I have read, and it was so wonderful to get to put my little stamp on it!! πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή

26.01.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mary Jane Watson

27.01.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 694 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
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My variant for Black Cat 9

22.01.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 2699 πŸ” 605 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 5
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a black and white drawing of a man smiling in a circle . ALT: a black and white drawing of a man smiling in a circle .

What a perfect little (big) cameo for Ron Pearlman in today’s episode of Fallout

22.01.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Uploaded a TON of cool art onto my Patreon today, which you can check out in the post below! ☺️

20.01.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 386 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Your ring camera is an ICE agent.

In October of 2025, Amazon Ring announced its partnership with FLOCK, an A.I. surveillance group that freely shares its footage with ICE, the secret service, and the Navy. Flock customers can use A.I. tools to sift through footage to assist in all manner of operations (like raids and deportations) without warrant. 

Unplug Ring! Melt ICE! Protect your neighbors!

Your ring camera is an ICE agent. In October of 2025, Amazon Ring announced its partnership with FLOCK, an A.I. surveillance group that freely shares its footage with ICE, the secret service, and the Navy. Flock customers can use A.I. tools to sift through footage to assist in all manner of operations (like raids and deportations) without warrant. Unplug Ring! Melt ICE! Protect your neighbors!

Passing this along.

20.01.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cai as Helenus with tattoos on his neck and scars on his face.

Cai as Helenus with tattoos on his neck and scars on his face.

We are LIVE on @happyjacksrpg.bsky.social with more Apostates of Dune.

twitch.tv/happyjacksrpg

20.01.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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A historical record of me feeling hot today

15.01.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fallout Season 2 Episode 5

14.01.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A green alien puppet wearing headphones DJs at a small booth accompanied by LED lights.

A green alien puppet wearing headphones DJs at a small booth accompanied by LED lights.

this guy throws on cantina band (dance club remix bass booted) at the dance floor at your wedding wyd

09.01.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 558 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 13
Hailie is seated facing away from the camera. They are looking over their shoulder at the camera. They wear a bra and panties that’s white with pink flowers

Hailie is seated facing away from the camera. They are looking over their shoulder at the camera. They wear a bra and panties that’s white with pink flowers

pretending it’s summertime

09.01.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you need to know how my mental health has been lately, I’ve been marathoning mbmbam from the beginning and man do I miss yahoo answers

10.01.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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There ain’t a single thought up in that noggin

08.01.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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2025 πŸ”₯πŸ‘„πŸ”₯

31.12.2025 20:41 πŸ‘ 1140 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 0

That end of year fog sure is fogging

31.12.2025 01:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My bed is off the floor and I have a mostly assembled couch, this place is finally starting to feel like home

20.12.2025 19:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Parker sits with their mostly white cat (left ear has orange spots) Chopper in their lap

Parker sits with their mostly white cat (left ear has orange spots) Chopper in their lap

Someone decided to be a lap cat for my morning meeting

15.12.2025 18:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Carlos standing in front of a bookshelf full of TTRPG source books he worked on, holding a 2024 Peabody Award for Star Trek.

Carlos standing in front of a bookshelf full of TTRPG source books he worked on, holding a 2024 Peabody Award for Star Trek.

Just me... Standing in front of a bunch of games I worked on, holding my Peabody award. NBD.

14.12.2025 13:56 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m gonna cry

12.12.2025 04:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the best Peter Parker I have ever drawn in my life, and yet I clearly HAD to make him bisexual with all those earrings πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ lmaooooo

05.12.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
a small drawing of Eugene from Real Hero Shit waving cheerfully, a very simple and delighted expression on his face

a small drawing of Eugene from Real Hero Shit waving cheerfully, a very simple and delighted expression on his face

Did YOU know that I'm posting all of Real Hero Shit #1 on my Patreon as a weekly webcomic?? It's TRUE! All paid subscribers get to read along with me providing insightful/dumb commentary page by page. This week's update features my fave drawing of Eugene in the book. www.patreon.com/posts/real-h...

25.11.2025 22:27 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Onwards.

22.11.2025 21:33 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gwen Stacy

24.11.2025 23:19 πŸ‘ 224 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0