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I finally figured it out: this Iran war feels like the kinds of wars I used to have in Civilization II after I saved the game and felt like seeing how big a mess I could make.

07.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 155 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

And a good tailor nearby!

04.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I’m a lawyer married to an architect, and yes, she has the much better job. No question.

03.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As @genius-degenerate.bsky.social pointed out to me, Virginia’s motto IS β€œVirginia is for lovers.”

28.02.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDaddy, what’s a virgin? Someone from Virginia?”

28.02.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So as a dual Canadian-American citizen who has never lived in Canada - and thus cannot vote there - I could move to England for the summer and vote in UK elections on my Canadian citizenship. Cool, cool.

27.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You could also have tossed in β€œA review of the lesser-known works of American Nobel Laureate John Steinbeck.”

23.02.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would do that, too.

22.02.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Arsenio Hall deserved better.

20.02.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love that half of all of Donald Trump’s grievances boil down to: β€œThe people I gave these jobs to are so very bad at their jobs. Who gave these idiots their jobs anyway?”

20.02.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair.

20.02.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It must be nice to be somewhere where it’s already the weekend. :)

20.02.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.02.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched Men with Brooms last weekend, not because it’s an Olympics movie, but because how many other movies are there about curling?

18.02.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As I said to my wife recently, β€œThere are a lot of Olympic sports I look at and think β€˜I could never do this,’ but I’m not sure there’s one I could not do as much as I could not do moguls.”

18.02.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Maybe not as much as you think.

16.02.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have questions about the use of the term β€œprop replica” in this instance.

16.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Begging just someone - anyone - to Google Spartan hegemony to see what became of the Peloponnesus in the 4th Century BC.

16.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I adore Sideways, but The Descendants is my favorite Alexander Payne film.

15.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Should have led with β€œBut the Dow is at FIFTY THOUSAND!”

13.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s my district. I like Abugazeleh. I agree with her positions, but I cannot shake the feeling she’s just using the seat as a platform for higher office. I also don’t love that she’s never lived here. I’m absolutely voting Biss.

12.02.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember in genetics in college (like 30 years ago), my professor said something like, β€œThe Y chromosome is good for two things: male pattern baldness and making gametes. No one would voluntarily pick one given the choice.”

11.02.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so sorry for your podcast, @kenwhite.bsky.social.

11.02.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember reading somewhere that Rhodocetus is thought to be the last cetacean that left the water to breed, and wow, there’s a mental image.

11.02.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is dancing on a beach next to a boat . ALT: a man is dancing on a beach next to a boat .
10.02.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot tell you how often I fucked up scrambled eggs when I was just getting started on my own in my first apartment.

10.02.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m listening to a couple of small kids (presumably whose older siblings are at soccer practice with my kid) discuss the Super Bowl. One is glad the Seahawks won. The other is adamant the Chicago Bulls won. Both liked Bad Bunny.

09.02.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhat’s a…’rerun?’”

09.02.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when Mike Pence used to get sent out to clean this sort of stuff up?

07.02.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bird reading the Space 220 sign at Epcot.

06.02.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0