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@thecorlew

writer | musician | co-host, The Line Break podcast | fiction reader, Cotton Xenomorph | 1/2 Lazy & Entitled | basketball junkie | Chicago Over Everything | exhausted dad | he/him https://www.lazyandentitled.org/?page_id=41

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“you thought a grocery bag needed *handles*??” - Giant

06.03.2026 16:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the paper bags at Giant: for when you want to contemplate whether bags are helpful at all

06.03.2026 16:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this has been a dream of @lazyandentitled.bsky.social for a long time!

06.03.2026 16:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

oh you and me BOTH

06.03.2026 16:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what helps writing more, poetry or contacts

06.03.2026 16:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

thank you! So I probably don’t need to ask my neighbor to check on my apartment?

06.03.2026 16:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“the fuck is happening with Chicago weather rn,” he wondered from Baltimore

06.03.2026 16:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
a book cover, black with a bloody knife slashing through the title, BEHIND WITH KNIFE by Chris Corlew and Brendan Johnson, a slasher selection from lazy & entitled

a book cover, black with a bloody knife slashing through the title, BEHIND WITH KNIFE by Chris Corlew and Brendan Johnson, a slasher selection from lazy & entitled

a book cover, red with a Chicago-starred chef’s knife down the middle , reading BEHIND WITH KNIFE by Chris Corlew and Brendan Johnson

a book cover, red with a Chicago-starred chef’s knife down the middle , reading BEHIND WITH KNIFE by Chris Corlew and Brendan Johnson

anyway read BEHIND WITH KNIFE

(initial cover by @bnothing.bsky.social , variant by @yoadrianididit.bsky.social )

06.03.2026 15:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there is a type of chef who is incredibly dedicated, talented, hardworking, and innovative…

…and has completely lost the plot of what food is, is totally servile to Empire, and is a prisoner without knowing that they’re a prisoner

06.03.2026 15:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

remember that THE MENU is partially inspired by this guy, and THE MENU had a perfect ending

06.03.2026 15:20 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

“I’m sorry about this but I’m not sorry about this. I’m already lighting the candles. I’m drawing a circle in the dirt with salt. I’m taking off my shoes. I’m already feeing the dirt beneath my feet dance.”

- Melissa Lozada-Oliva, ‘Dreaming Of You’

06.03.2026 14:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*strums E minor 7*

06.03.2026 14:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

any time you feel the r&b desire rising within you, picture me as both angel and devil on yr shoulder, telling you to lean in more

06.03.2026 14:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

calling israel a white settler colonial project isn't antisemitic

calling israel a genocidal apartheid state isn't antisemitic

calling for palestine to be free from the river to the sea isn't antisemitic

saying that israel 'owns' america or that america is a 'zionist occupied government is.'

06.03.2026 12:40 👍 163 🔁 40 💬 7 📌 1

💜💜💜LOVE beestung!

06.03.2026 14:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that reading was packed! great first night tho

06.03.2026 14:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh man that would rip

06.03.2026 14:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a book, The World We Make by NK Jemisin, on a shelf

a book, The World We Make by NK Jemisin, on a shelf

Friday Links is UP! Featuring @iwriteok.bsky.social @bmluse.bsky.social @thellpsx.bsky.social @caspiandarke.bsky.social @dawnxianamoon.bsky.social and MORE!

www.lazyandentitled.org?p=162658159

06.03.2026 14:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

aight I gotta get outta bed and be a poet

Death to America

06.03.2026 13:32 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the United States of America would cease to exist and we’d be so much better off

06.03.2026 13:32 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

neeeeeeed the corporate death penalty

06.03.2026 13:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah you just sat back and let the people put themselves in harm’s way until her and Bovino got the ax

maybe fight harder, ordinary people are always stepping up. What’s your salary for?

06.03.2026 13:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

only so much time! I’ll be around the book fair tomorrow, lessening the amount of inventory you have to take home

06.03.2026 13:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you know he’d love to pass some of those

06.03.2026 12:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
06.03.2026 00:13 👍 181 🔁 55 💬 6 📌 4

WHY is this at the same time as a reading I’ve already committed to nooooooo

06.03.2026 12:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

1) high-fructose corn syrup is not useful, it's a profit-driven substance that has wrecked our bodies (asymmetrically)

2) humans are not "question machines", or indeed machines

3) genAI is not an "answer machine", it's a Magic 8-ball frequency algorithm

Framing matters. Language matters.

06.03.2026 09:40 👍 62 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 1

damn Walt Whitman wrote about me 🥲

06.03.2026 12:50 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

eh, stock images, you know? Although when I make burgers at home, I am a lettuce and condiment on under the meat guy, then onions directly on patty, cheese over that, pickles over that

06.03.2026 12:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"BOTH parties are trash" malcontents stay vindicated for all time

06.03.2026 03:29 👍 27 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0