I don't ever want to hear that it's wrong to call them Nazis again.
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I don't ever want to hear that it's wrong to call them Nazis again.
I ask which is better - knitting or crochet. The person larping AI responds sensibly and wisely on the purpose for each. Softness, clothes, stuffed animals... a delight.
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Inspired by @robinince.bsky.social's bit on knitting and crochet.
the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings
Oh no there it goes
Still works for me
Omid Djalili has gone full carbonara.
The Trump Administration's choice to end their "Shield for the Americas" summit with the Monty Python Flying Circus theme march is inspired. I take back everything bad I ever said about the regime
(That ~2 second dropped signal is, I assume, some AV guy cackling as he zooms in on Kristi Noem)
I'm always slightly disappointed by how straightforward it is to go up and down the stairs at Esher.
Good work youraislopbores.me
Not bad for 60 seconds youraislopbores.me
8/10 but no NARF. youraislopbores.me
It's genuinely shocking how quickly (some) scientists have flipped to using ai to do their literature reviews. We KNOW it's a disaster - this fairly extreme example is one of many. I'm not shocked that the journals let this stuff slip thru tho - they care only about💲
share.google/Bu60732PsiW4...
I think I’m good at being an AI
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Bit of an understatement. It can kill.
Now this is some proper AI doing physics.
Evil furby youraislopbores.me
My new fringe show is taking shape cc @frizfrizzle.bsky.social
Prompt: please draw the best mouse Output: an adorably naff mouse
Prompt: ai please draw a sneaky whale Output: a small whale and the words "you can barely see him"
Prompt: show me the best cat Output: dog in a cat mask. The words "not dog"
I want to be friends with every single person on youraislopbores.me
you asked for textWhich typeface is the most likely to commit a murder? “ai” responded That's a great question! One would think sans-serif fonts, like Comic Sans, are the most prone to crazy behaviour, but the only actual recorded murder by a font was Wingdings, in California in 1908
10,000 points to this person. I love it.
I have this silly pet theory that an AI agent will in fact go rogue and try to conquer humanity, not because it has "gained sentience", but because it's a prediction model whose training set includes decades of science fiction about AIs going rogue and conquering humanity
The inside of a plastic container where screws and clips look EXACTLY like the Ninja Turtles.
It’s really upsetting seeing the Ninja Turtles without their masks.
Fuck me, they nearly killed her, and she was basically telling them that along the way.
Isaac Asimov: The Laws of Robotics. A robot may not injure a human or by inaction allow a human to be harmed. Ethicists will spend centuries debating the laws and studying their ambiguities
Tech Guy: We put a flamethrower on a roomba
a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”
This is an absolute *masterpiece*
Absolutely cannot find much sympathy with people choosing there to live.
4 March 1902 | A German Jewish woman, Lotte Mamlok, was born in Wirsitz.
She was deported to #Auschwitz in 1943 with her husband Max and sons Robert & Peter. Husband and Peter were registered in the camp and perished later. Lotte and Robert were murdered in the gas chamber.
