And now, some (kinda) Izzy Hands-shaped items.
3. Item # 1471: Izzy Hands Mini Bear.
A mini crocheted bear inspired by our favourite first mate, Izzy Hands. He's made from 100% cotton yarn with embroidered eyes / face details. He measures 10cm (4") tall.
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izzy: this boy is so precious i must protect him at all cost
the boy in question: will my papa fuck me if im good enough
izzy with daddy issues who got picked up by hornigold and made into his fucktoy later picking up ed and unknowingly repeating the cycle mmmmmm
i already failed last year rip
somebody claim the rbb lesbians before i have the genius idea to do it myself and fail to write it
izzy in pochacco clothes
Izzy needs to get fucked in public more. He needs to be fighting off all the noises he wants to make. He needs a flushed face while trying to act normal.
if anyone ever managed a strap pregnancy, it would be those two tbh
father figure as in still wants to fuck him but is very paternalistic about him at all times
kinda obsessed with an edizzy where izzy still sees ed as this younger precious kid in need of protection and guidance. he doesn't know what's good for him. just trust izzy, this is for your own good.
In Need of Sleep That Doesn't Come: Izzy Hands/Benjamin Hornigold, rated E.
Ben is a merchant who finds himself captured by the ruthless pirate Captain Hands. He's swiftly put to work in the pirate's bed.
What if Goldenboy, but the roles were reversed?
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Crew trying to get Ed and Izzy to finally hook up because the obvious sexual tension between them is driving everyone nuts, which makes Ed and Izzy so confused because they're already fully together and fucking regularly. They're just Like That all the time anyway.
Heart to heart ❤️
#edizzy #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #fanart
truly enlightened we should have it as a fanon trope !!
in 'to the lonely sea and the sky' when ed couldn't touch izzy in front of the crew to not give away their relationship, so he passed the kiss onto stede instead and izzy still blushed. yeah that was good
definitely a 'if you cant do it properly, give it here, for fuck's sake' situation
my partner forgot how to braid their own hair bc i do it for them every single day. edizzy
i think he would genuinely enjoy it !! so much attention to detail and such. he might get more autistic about the bugs than stede even, with time
izzy learns to pin and preserve insects for stede btw. slouches over his desk for hours to make sure they're perfect for their frames
let me draw for you!!
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#ofmdart
(CW - knife, blood)
once again #edizzy I guess but mostly just Very Sad Angst I am SORRY. dedicated to @greygulfh.bsky.social who will promptly murder me.
thinking of ed getting bored and immediately going to bother izzy about it. poking him, grabbing him, kissing him, distracting him from whatever he’s working on. they’re so cute
izzy actually physically cannot cum without making ed finish first at least once btw
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ed and izzy are kissing through the gloryhole
cute bonding activities to fix your marriage!
righttttt like the combined forces of edizzy playing mind games on someone else for a change......
what if they make stede their new hornigold. fatten him up, train him good to be a disgusting pervert etc
ed and izzy need to have the same dom so they can relive their younger brothers-in-arms days and gain some of their playfulness and innocence back send skeet
3 no questions asked. i want to be in that samdwich 100% dont rescue me
