Hot Garbish

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PRETTY GIRL GET UGLY LIKE THISS

Thinkin bout the dehumanization and othering of Grinch by calling him not a Who but a What :/

You watch the Super Bowl? For what, to see grown men all over each other? Gay.

Gonna throw hands with this Karen in this hotel restaurant I stg

If the new muppet show special is bad I’m gonna kms, I’m too excited about it

Hell yeah. Fuck Stan Kroenke.

Apps that show me sports betting ads get deleted 😊✌️

Reading the Game Changer series and watching Heated Rivalry this week has me a mess. A horny, emotional mess.

AI is going to kill the hobbyist PC market because we can’t get any fucking parts

Immediately unfollowing accounts that post those stupid fucking Sora AI videos.

She uh… she… she um… she club my Mickey while I mouse her house?

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

Apparently if your resume is good enough you can just vibe your way into a job offer.

The movers broke my desk but my new apartment is so cute

Got movers scheduled for Wednesday :) can’t wait to close this chapter of my life and feel like I’m able to live for myself again.

Still not used to being referred to as slim lmao

😏

She French on my toast til I… 😏

Bullying Computers Is My Passion

Weapons is such a good movie

Baseball Sickos cartoon

When the Yankees get eliminated

Getting older apparently means not only back pain but newly developed caffeine intolerance.

This is a fucking gross response.

😊

a cartoon character with yellow eyes is looking up Alt: a cartoon character with yellow eyes is chewing on a metal shelving unit, I think. I’m not familiar with the cartoon and I think it’s a shelving unit.

Blood test says my iron is low. Guess I gotta start eating metal

“Here’s how a flip fuck opened my eyes to productivity, a 🧵”

So I guess I’m canceling Disney+ and Hulu because I really don’t know what else I can do at this point.

kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers Alt: kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers, patiently waiting and kicking his fit

Me, patiently waiting while the backend devs take the entire meeting time to solidify their stories for the sprint and only giving me 1 minute to confirm for the frontend.