I do just want to say my family do not understand me all the time but no other crowd has laughed when I mention I made my annual knife sharpening day March 15th
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I do just want to say my family do not understand me all the time but no other crowd has laughed when I mention I made my annual knife sharpening day March 15th
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
And you know, you can extend from this to a real important corallary to "Everyone is 12 Now" theory is "There has been a generation-long project to keep people 12."
Conservative news and opinon outlets, regressive mass audience entertainment products, etc. all propagandize a chilidish worldview.
the obscenity of using another government's human rights record as an excuse to bomb civilians
After a US-Israeli strike on a girls’ elementary school in Minab, Iran, rescuers dug through the rubble for survivors. The death toll is still rising, with more than 80 confirmed dead so far.
so great to see Canada combatting a government with a terrible human rights record by supporting America and Israel bombing girls' schools
given whoever owned that house was into "tween boy plays The Sims 3: Fast Lane Stuff Pack" they probably thought that's just how houses look
On September 7th, 2025, Bluesky user Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) shared a skeet, reading, "Working on a new unified theory of American reality I'm calling 'everyone is twelve now,'" Patrick Cosmos replied to the post on Bluesky: "'I'm strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm.' Of course you do. You're twelve. 'I don't want to eat vegetables. I think steak and French fries is the only meal.' Hell yeah, homie, you're twelve. 'Maybe if there's crime we should just send the army.' Bless your heart my twelve-year-old buddy."
this house perfectly illustrates @veryimportant.lawyer's EI12N Theory
thank you! ordered!
WHERE did you get the railway one, I know someone who needs a copy immediately
it's so counterintuitive that playing with great musicians makes me feel like a good musician and playing with bad musicians makes me feel like a worse musician
Never forget that taxes *are* the compromise, we want guillotines but might settle for wealth redistribution
Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker, gets gardening time, sports, therapy dogs, and spa products in prison.
Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.
Our priorities are so fucked.
NEW from me today:
Tumbler Ridge is mourning a horrific loss. But how the shooter's identity is being talked about online, and the dangerous links being made to trans people at large, will have resounding and dangerous impacts in the months and weeks to come.
xtramagazine.com/power/tumble...
the data's not subtle www.reuters.com/article/fact...
www.theviolenceproject.org/mass-shooter...
A horrifying tragedy made all the worse by the fact that many conservative cis men (the group who have committed by far the most mass shootings) will be blaming the entire trans community.
maybe it is common in the UK but I have never in my life heard pecan pronounced "peekin" and I have heard it pronounced many, many ways
I love this book so much but did NOT clock that it was using the French Revolutionary calendar! so good!
omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for
gradient.horse
Y'ALL. Y'ALL. This is the funniest shit I've read in a minute - and there are receipts.
www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedd...
he definitely got MVP
Just occurred to me that I have been watching the halftime show on repeat all morning but have no idea who won yesterday's game
I am once again asking why it is cheaper to buy a GO Transit weekday group pass for two people ($30) than a single Kitchener-Toronto return trip ($38.80)
I'm finally listening to The Devil You Know and a) it's so good (SO good) and b) really pleased the entire CBC has finally entered the Michael Hobbes Extended Universe www.cbc.ca/listen/cbc-p...
THUS PASSES ANOTHER AGE OF THE EARTH
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
the first book I ever DNF'd
feels a bit like my own Pascal's wager: if they're going to heaven I sure as fuck don't want to be there
it's incredible how increasingly secure I am in my agnostic atheism with every clip of Mike Johnson or JD Vance or Pierre Poilievre
Mike Johnson going "yes Christians are told so many times to love and protect the stranger but that's on an INDIVIDUAL basis, duh" while advocating against queer and reproductive rights because the Bible says so is a hell of a thing
