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Juan is tying a damsel in distress to some train tracks later tonight

07.03.2026 03:28 👍 75 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 0

Tal’s Hill and the Marlins statue needs to be resurrected

07.03.2026 03:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SNCC were amongst the biggest organizers of Selma.

Yesterday we lost Bernard Lafayette.

Today is Marion Barry's birthday.

Tomorrow is the anniversary of Bloody Sunday

07.03.2026 01:12 👍 48 🔁 38 💬 1 📌 0

One day I would like to have a conversation about all the sex pests working on 90s kids TV shows.

07.03.2026 03:41 👍 7 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

God forbid women succeed at capitalism

07.03.2026 03:35 👍 53 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0

Joe Burrow already had a mediocre offensive line, a terrible head coach, an awful defense, and piss poor ownership and now he gets Maxx Crosby twice a year?

07.03.2026 03:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooooooh! I will have to use that!

07.03.2026 03:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Joe Burrow by week 8:

07.03.2026 03:39 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Uh oh. I definitely sign names on presents. My daughter either knows and isn’t telling or she’s going to find out soon.

07.03.2026 03:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

give whoever’s idea this was a merit badge

07.03.2026 00:51 👍 617 🔁 70 💬 22 📌 1

Joe Burrow looking at the schedule and realizing that he has to fight for his life against Maxx Crosby, TJ Watt, and Myles Garrett in the span of a month:

07.03.2026 03:34 👍 20 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 8

For my daughter’s first tooth her mother slipped an IOU under the pillow.

The next morning my daughter said “mommy I know that’s your handwriting.”🤣🤣

07.03.2026 03:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s amazing to see these WCB lineups. Imagine what team with Soto, Tatís, and Machado on it could accomplish.

07.03.2026 03:01 👍 26 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 2

Alright it's after 10. Bon nuit.

07.03.2026 03:08 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
A Trump I Did That sticker at a gas pump

A Trump I Did That sticker at a gas pump

Nice sentiment but the sticker placement is off

07.03.2026 03:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Me, pumping gas

Me, pumping gas

Instead of selfie in the car I’ll do selfie at the gas pump

07.03.2026 03:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh no, no, no

07.03.2026 03:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I might have to start a Go Fund Me. She already has a couple more wiggly teeth.

07.03.2026 03:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Oneil Cruz, that ball had a family!

07.03.2026 03:07 👍 120 🔁 36 💬 5 📌 56
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Republican U.S. Representative Mary Miller of Illinois introduced legislation aiming to ban strippers from performing in schools. Miller could not provide any evidence of strippers performing in schools because, frankly, they don't.
The bill has gained support from conservative groups, such as the Family Research Council and Moms for America. It perhaps goes without saying but schools across America are not hiring dancers to strip at schools.
Rep. Miller will have to find another imaginary problem to
"solve."
GOP congresswoman wants to ban strippers in schools despite no strippers being in schools

Russell Stanley 2d • 0 Republican U.S. Representative Mary Miller of Illinois introduced legislation aiming to ban strippers from performing in schools. Miller could not provide any evidence of strippers performing in schools because, frankly, they don't. The bill has gained support from conservative groups, such as the Family Research Council and Moms for America. It perhaps goes without saying but schools across America are not hiring dancers to strip at schools. Rep. Miller will have to find another imaginary problem to "solve." GOP congresswoman wants to ban strippers in schools despite no strippers being in schools

Look at my useless ass congresswoman:

07.03.2026 03:19 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A tornado was confirmed by the National Weather Service in south Michigan (Union City)

Source: www.facebook.com/share/v/188U...

06.03.2026 23:42 👍 734 🔁 258 💬 38 📌 87

I had to break a $20 at gas station. The going rate is now $5.😩

07.03.2026 03:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.

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Final score: 899

The first 2 were easy, especially considering they are the 2 closest major cities

07.03.2026 03:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Strands #733
“That's dedication”
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07.03.2026 03:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?

Daily Walkoff
White Sox #553
"Lots of HRs"

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dailywalkoff.com

07.03.2026 03:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Play Connections: Sports Edition, our newest word game Group sports terms that share a common thread. A new puzzle is available each day.

Connections: Sports Edition
Time: 00:31
My stats are in! I had 0 mistakes on puzzle #529. Average mistakes: 0.9
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Play the puzzle: www.theathletic.com/connections/...

07.03.2026 03:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Connections
Puzzle #999
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Skill 73/99
Uniqueness 1 in 33,333

07.03.2026 03:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That trade easily goes down as one of the more badass ones in the NFL in recent years

Very, very good compensation for Crosby at his age. Very, very huge need filled by the Ravens.

Either you’re serious about winning a Super Bowl, or you aren’t. The time is now for Lamar. No excuses.

07.03.2026 02:27 👍 9 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Tightrope, a daily trivia game | Britannica

Mar. 6, 2026

T I G H T R O P E
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My Score: 2240

07.03.2026 02:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Farewell, Rev. Jesse Jackson.

07.03.2026 00:07 👍 391 🔁 49 💬 4 📌 4