Fiadh "The" Dog

ate so much my stomach hurts im arrayed in bed on my side with the electric blanket on

You have been expelled from the Imperial cult. I am disappointed, and ashamed for you.

sweet and sour pork on fried rice with chips and chicken balls theyre going to have to roll me through the house once im done

big chinese tonight #iknowthatsright

there are like 50 people in the country who want the UK to get involved in the Iran War, one of them is Kemi Badenoch, one of them is Nigel Farage, and the other 48 are newspaper columnists

looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

Please rerelease Highguard, we were all busy the past 2 months

a red cartoon character is sticking out its tongue in front of a sign that says the ALT: a red cartoon character is sticking out its tongue in front of a sign that says the

Highguard is... lost media?

Lisa: I WANT TO MEET THE FIRST FEMALE STEALTH BOMBER PILOT.

DURING THE GULF WAR, SHE DESTROYED 70 MOSQUES — AND HER NAME IS LISA, TOO!

This line reading is so great

i for one am glad we have a chance to relive the war on terror. unfortunately I was an infant at the time so im excited i have this chance to develop horrible neuroses about mass slaughter on an industrial scale

just rip my consciousness out and shove it in one already

vandal shell so fine what the fuck

YESSSSSSSAAAS

soupification tf is this anything

cooks you into a thick soup

minces you into a paste

cuts you into tiny little pieces because im bored

call me a new jersey gas station attendant the way i want to pump loads into her

doormat with Shadow the Hedgehog that says “CONTROL THE CHAOS SHOES OFF”

doormats that go hard

trying to play a shooter on controller after pretty much exclusively use mouse and keyboard makes me feel like an infant learning to use my fingers for the first time

i realize im a slop merchant dont judge me

law and order post 9/11 issue episode about muslim racism murders. jewish guy talking about a victim "he was such an optimist, i mean how many arabs tell you Israel is a great country.: what a very bizarre show

the detectives in law and order love to steal evidence, beat suspects and ignore proper police conduct and then go fucking apoplectic when defense attorneys bring it up

this was like a year or 2 after 9/11 so im not going to rule out that it was slightly real but the main detective acts so well i thought he was about to have a stroke he gets so angry

law and order has a gay bashing issue episode and they have an old irish priest who says "god struck down your police brothers and sisters on 9/11 because of homosexuality in New York"