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Dan Coyote

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I hate all your terms for everything I am. Whilst you're visiting, take a look through some old posts, why don't you. Will block AI slop.

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To be fair he/she probably are. They aren't listening and just attending as performance.

06.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For anyone who would like the clip (including George).

06.03.2026 08:21 πŸ‘ 1426 πŸ” 627 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 59

I have to undo the autocorrection to an emoji everytime.

I have found Win+. brings up a selection of emoticons including table flip, which is very handy.

06.03.2026 09:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah good old tax on another tax.

06.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't charge at home, do I still have to pay 3p per mile in addition to the ~3p per mile I pay in VAT when I charge my car?

06.03.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He replaces Mini Stroke.

06.03.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feel there's an apt anagram in there but it's not coming. Milky Lawn Manure works quite well.

Rank Immune Wally might be depressingly accurate.

06.03.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do like trying the cheap beers in Home Bargains. The Stonewall IPA from Brooklyn Brewery is decent for Β£3 though I highly recommended their Pulp Art which was very briefly in Home Bargains for Β£2.50.

Peroni Red is also a firm favourite.

06.03.2026 07:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You should see the kids faces when they discover he's been*!

*He being the nuke.

05.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That is weird. Are you certain it's not a typo? Have you sent something to that address to see if it lands in your inbox?

Only other thing I could imagine is it's an old Googlemail to Gmail thing. I can still use my googlemail address but I can imagine someone had the Gmail equivalent already.

05.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gmail ignores the .s so there must be another issue.

I regularly drop additional .s into my address to create new accounts for things.

05.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Need a bingo card generator and we can all play along.

To be fair, while it's all a tad clichΓ©d, there must be an audience who will watch the same thing over and over just with a different celeb.

05.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a red van for 'Professional Valeting' company, Hand Job, boasting 'we come to you!'.

Photo of a red van for 'Professional Valeting' company, Hand Job, boasting 'we come to you!'.

Companion.

05.03.2026 09:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope someone has pointed out the sign with a speed limit on it.

05.03.2026 07:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
From Wikipedia 

According to reports, the AI would erroneously tell customers that the store was out of all ingredients except for soda and sauce packets. There were also reports of the AI bots simply disallowing customers to modify their orders, such as replacing meat with beans. The phenomenon quickly became an internet meme. One video on TikTok appeared to show a customer attempting to order McDonald's food items from Taco Bell, which was allowed by the system.

From Wikipedia According to reports, the AI would erroneously tell customers that the store was out of all ingredients except for soda and sauce packets. There were also reports of the AI bots simply disallowing customers to modify their orders, such as replacing meat with beans. The phenomenon quickly became an internet meme. One video on TikTok appeared to show a customer attempting to order McDonald's food items from Taco Bell, which was allowed by the system.

Looking to see if anyone had coined the term 'Taco Belly" when I came across this hilarious AI story I was previously unfamiliar with.

05.03.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling . Alt: Mr Bean winking.

Half-man, half-horse, born in the year of the horse.

05.03.2026 07:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I sang a lullaby to a prince.

05.03.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just learned the phrase Millennial Pause from my daughter to whom I sent a voice note.

As a Xennial I feel both offended and seen.

04.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is me except I use a virtual card that doesn't have enough money in it to be taken. Oh they do like to try though.

04.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Translated for English speakers.

The Spanish Right at the moment:

Β‘Welcome our beloved invaders!

04.03.2026 10:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blowing people's minds with XLOOKUP.

It's only been around 6 years...

04.03.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AI companies saw the Spotify model and thought 'we'll have some of that'.

04.03.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A toilet roll sits in front of the multi pack it came from. The name of the product on the packaging is Phoenix.

#Funny

A toilet roll sits in front of the multi pack it came from. The name of the product on the packaging is Phoenix. #Funny

It rises from the asses.

04.03.2026 07:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heard a song on Cloudbusting the other morning which encapsulates my ethos:

'We know something you don't know
And if we don't share then we don't grow.'

04.03.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love a good Sankey.

03.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm increasingly convinced the responses are predominantly bots.

03.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The bagpipes are a difficult instrument to master, but one day someone will.

03.03.2026 07:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sister Act:
3 Hail Marys

03.03.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The latest Romesh Ranganathan podcast has reminded me what a great show Murder in Successville is.

02.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0