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dog girl jesus

@doggirldotfaggot

hi im sky <3 the heart is part of my name!! im like if krypto the superdog took estrogen u^w^u "Whoever this is should put β€œniche internet micro-celebrity” in their bio." - @dirigojoe.bsky.social 🚨mdni 🚨 she/it

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sometimes i think about how much more comfortable id be w just being casually nude if i was post op n get a lil sad

07.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

they're sore again btw my life is genuinely so good rn

07.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i be layin in my cage with my tits out just straight chillin u wish u were me rn

07.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

i am 100% okay with that

07.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this year im going to lock in and get fixed mark my fucking words

07.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

id love to live in a world where i could just play a game of fetch with some random strangers

07.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think in a perfect world people would see me at the park and unprompted would pick up a stick and throw it fur me but not in like a condescending or mocking way but just in a genuinely fun way

07.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

went to the park and played fetch all day #missionaccomplished

06.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

on the other hand yea maybe i should start voice training

06.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

had a kid only ask me if i was a boy after i talked which means im passing at least visually #winning

06.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

its literally PERFECT fetch weather and im sooooo good at chasing down flying objects btw

06.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
sky <3 on its knees holding out its leash

sky <3 on its knees holding out its leash

pov its a beautiful day and shes asking u to take her outside

06.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
me talking about getting bottom surgery and the miku bot replying with "you're amazing just the way you are!"

me talking about getting bottom surgery and the miku bot replying with "you're amazing just the way you are!"

chaser miku :

06.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

getting bottom surgery mostly because "post op puppy" has a really good ring to it

06.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bitches be barking ‼️

06.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

about 90% of my posts are things i sincerely think and believe. the other 10% are sentences that popped into my head fully formed that i just thought would sound cool or funny if i said them out loud

06.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

if god was real id fuck the antichrist just to spite him

06.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

its another beautiful doggirljesus injection day everypuppy happy doggirljesus injection day

06.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

follow me fur more bible bangers

06.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

people deserve the freedom of choice. if we keep them in the dark, the only thing we know is that they will never make the right choice

06.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what good is pursuit of knowledge if not to share it with the masses? when you get a lamp, do u not put it where it will illuminate most of the room, or do u hide it under a bushel?

06.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

the volume icon in the corner also seems to suggest they got it off of insta, so its made it to at least two other platforms

06.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
mays penis size by gender graph reposted on twitter

mays penis size by gender graph reposted on twitter

@maysuser.name they posted ur graph oomf

06.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

my ass is fat because it is full of piss

05.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my ass is fat cause its full of progesterone and lies

05.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

i mean ill give it a chance or whatever but literally nothing about it looks like it does the characters justice. and if it does, and everything about that teaser is just misleading, then i think someone did a really bad job on the teaser

05.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

dawggggg if u cant do characters justice in a show then maybe u just shouldn't be doing those characters? literally nothing about this show feels like Green Lantern to me, theres no reason why this had to be a green lantern thing over literally anyone else, and that kinda fuckin sucks

05.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

seems like a pretty big red flag that the green lantern show refused to show us any green lanterns in our furst look

05.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

do u care about the colorism in his casting? O'Neil and Adams fought hard to make him specifically a dark skinned man when they created him. what about the shit about "earning the ring?" thats never been a thing in Green Lantern befur, it kinda feels like an excuse to not have them be superheroes

05.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

mmmmmmmm yea we'll see. it doesn't look remotely pawmising

05.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0