Bokeh

three 4L jugs of prescription bowel prep solution

juice cleanses are for fucking cowards

i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla

a still frame of one of the antagonists in the fourth die hard movie, "live free or die hard" (2007), based on a Wired article from a decade earlier for some godsforsaken reason, in the process of getting blasted with cryogenic gas. superimposed over the image is warped yellow text reading "jordan is eternal yet jordan experience many death," and below that, warped purple text reading "the eternal cycle or jordan"

another still frame of the same antagonist from "live free or die hard" (2007), now falling into spinning chopping blades that're… wait why the hell is there a giant woodchipper in this facility anyway? regardless, superimposed is a large central arc of maroon text reading "good-night sweet jordan." in the lower right corner is smaller text reading "until we meet again in heavencopter"

a vibrant acrylic portrait of a coyote among saguaro and barrel cacti. the palette is predominants teals, purples and pinks.

18"x 24 acrylic on cradled wood

This big coyote will be hanging in the #FC2026 art show! If you'll be at FC this weekend, please swing by and give it a look, photos cannot possibly do this one justice!

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a complex flowchart showing the production process and relationships between many, many milk products (threatening)

my therapist: [heavy sigh] for the last time, the milk products chart is not real, it cannot hurt you

the milk products chart:

terry's chocolate corn on the cob

terry’s chocolate durian

terry’s chocolate onion

A screenshot of a list of three reminders: "Put the banana in the book the border" "Ruldoph with your ass so tight won't you be my lay tonight" "Tlelous: penultimate minus one queluous"

apparently my only use case for my watch's reminders app is dictating half-asleep nonsense to troll my waking self with

those who forget tronc are doomed to repeat it

a red panda fursuit head wearing red glasses (upside down) and a coyote fursuit head on a bed

my favourite part of blfc is getting here early and watching the place slowly transition from a casino to a furry convention (in a casino)

(it's officially Halo 36 now)

Panning through my abdominal CT repeating "why, why would you put someone together like this, whyyyyyy"

Stop glancing at your phone while driving.

Every glance is a roll of the dice. What are you going to miss in those 2 seconds? Maybe nothing, but you are risking lives. Yours and others.

One glance down you miss a dog , a car, a person.

Please. Stop gambling a hundred times every time you drive

Be Yote, Do Crimes 🐺🗡

[ #art #commissions ]

Restroom door with a paper sign taped to it. At the top of the sign there’s a yellow and black radioactive trefoil symbol. Underneath it is the text: RADIOACTIVE RADIOACTIVE BATHROOM PET PATIENTS ONLY THANK YOU!

threatening bathroom energy

(also, threatening energetic bathroom)

Yeah, wondering whether it was stolen, then dumped when they figured out they couldn't move it or something. :/

An Akai S6000 sampler resting on a city trash can by the side of a road

Front view of the S6000, missing him face

dat S6000 ass

Coyote dilemma: do I even bother scavenging this abandoned Akai S6000, missing its front panel, that’s probably broken even if it had all its bits

tracking

Hey, #ruby folks! I've been one of the #RubyGems maintainers for the last decade.

Ruby Central has forcefully taken control of the RubyGems organization on GitHub, the `rubygems-update` and `bundler` gems on rubygems[.]org, and more.

You can read the details here: pup-e.com/goodbye-ruby...

I just made it 15 posts in (not including yours) and uh, yeah, stopping here too.

aint no mosh pit like a bouncy castle mosh pit holy fuck

“Bedknobs and Broomsticks is Gravity’s Rainbow for kids”

- @bokeh.bsky.social

VRCFury is perfect for that!

And I learned about Kagi when they featured @lynn.cat's art on the front page! I think it's the last subscription I'd be willing to give up at this point, absolutely worth it.

A pika sits on a mossy rock.

Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.

An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.

An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

"Focus on the Family" try focusing on being dead you dead bitch

NOAA tsunami water level graph for Crescent City, California over the past three days. It shows that abnormal waves that began during the tsunami haven't stopped yet, though they're much weaker now.

And the award for longest reverb tail goes to… the Pacific Ocean!

oh you asked grok? you asked chatgpt? well I asked the shadows on the wall and they told me they were really real and that i should stay in the cave