Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️

Women want only one thing and it's disgusting

did you think about me today or do i have to be more annoying

Avengers assemble, orgy, tomayto, tomahto

can't fucking wait to turn 36 and become a double adult who can watch mega pornography and buy the good cigs that make you healthier

Option 3: a bunch of us in a pile

That's why I just skipped straight to my easy slutty character being a self insert.

Lmao I did a typo while talking about my writing. Fuck proofreading. Fuck it we ball fuck it we ball

For those not in the know, the story is called "A Shitpost Gained Sentience". Or "Oblivion's Mercy" on Royal Road since they wouldn't allow "Shit" in the title. It's a medieval fantasy adventure set in my own world of Gonottion - a parody of Golarion, from the Pathfinder ttrpg. (Ps I love feedback)

Ohhhh shit I completely forgot this bluesky shit existed. Hi hello hi!

Thought I'd let everyone know that I scrappes the story I was working on and started it over. I have a short prologue and two chapters done so far! Should be an AO3 link on my profile if you're curious. :)

Hopefully me in a few hours

What the fuck dude it's so late in the season you gotta start planting now. You gotta work out those aura muscles. They're atrophying. God, dude, oh no, treat yourself better. Hit the aura gym. Radiate your true, beautiful self.

I thought I gave the beat hugs. Clearly, we must hug to establish the dominant hugger.

Who daaaares awake the queeeeen from her slumbeeeerrrr.

*it's 10 am. Alarms all ignored. Half on the floor tangled in sheets.*

Ffffuuuuuuuck.

a drawing of a colorful glam rooster, captioned I'M STUNNING and a little chick saying yeah but you a bitch!

logging on

Looking for October, anyone know where it went?

Follow my inapiration? Well I'm INSPIRED to be a cranky bitch

Fucking around: free spirited. Being your best self. Reconnecting with your inner child.

Finding out: systemic oppression rooted in class warfare and prejudice. Inherently evil

In this essay I will -

"Until my final breath, I will NEVER understand how January 6th wasn't the last straw for EVERYONE."

a straight jacket made for two

Chasing my antidepressants with a can of beer

I would eat my veggies, but many veggies are green. As we all know, green is not a creative color. How can I create if I'm full of green?

I'll keep it to 3rd base max

This week I do solemnly swear to do my absolute best to not fuck any pumpkins.

Proud to announce that I finished writing a fantasy one shot I'm quite fond of, called "Death, Stupidity and Taxes" :)

When I'm in charge, the first thing I'm doing is banning leaf blowers

It does! :D its my wedding/engagement ring which doubles as a fidget toy

Tragic news: I have found out that actually, my shit DOES stink

Me: Calm ur tits girl.

Her: FUCK YOU DESTRUCTO DISK!

Gotta make mistakes to learn from mistakes

Move over sliced bread, there's a new queen bitch in town