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Look at our troubles and despair, for the Rockies have consumed our life. My newsletter is Rockies vs. Connor and can be found at rockiesvsconnor.beehiiv.com.

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I’m converting to Islam if he brings another cup

06.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

we're getting bo nix that medal of honor

06.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Leaked HR Transcript: Schmidt, Bill RVC, Inc. has uncovered a leaked transcript between former GM Bill Schmidt and Human Resources

Investigative reports at Rockies vs Connor INC have uncovered a leaked HR transcript from Bill Schmidt's exit interview.

06.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

been one of my fav recent finds

06.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

watching 3 baseball games. pretty good

06.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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At one point last year, Andrew Painter was 240 lbs. Now, he's 225.

It's helped his delivery. He's not as fatigued in games.

How did he lose weight? In part, by eating less dessert.

(No small feat for a guy who once ate a whole pumpkin pie the night before a start) www.inquirer.com/phillies/and...

06.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
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Rockies HR may have learned from Isaac Chotiner

06.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tyler Maun and Ryan Rowland-Smith in the WBC booth in Puerto Rico

Tyler Maun and Ryan Rowland-Smith in the WBC booth in Puerto Rico

LOOK WHO IT IS ON TELEVISION

(hint: it's @tylermaun.com)

06.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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Leaked HR Transcript: Schmidt, Bill RVC, Inc. has uncovered a leaked transcript between former GM Bill Schmidt and Human Resources

Investigative reports at Rockies vs Connor INC have uncovered a leaked HR transcript from Bill Schmidt's exit interview.

06.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, β€œYo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 8538 πŸ” 1951 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 34
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Happy ICS by the way John!

06.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.02.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve been in the mines investigating Dan O’Dowd clips and this is from 2025. What do we think gang

06.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

MLS viewership went up 60% with the removal of the double paywall lmao.

06.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The pitcher reaction replay is great too. Knew he hung it, saw the swing, kicked some dirt. No point in checking that one.

06.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Best type of homer where everyone on the field just turns to watch it. Nobody even willing to give the pitcher a courtesy jog

06.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Czechia might be the only team I’ll allow to play like it’s 1909 just because they’re all doing Eastern European trade jobs before the games

06.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This rules

06.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She says that locking win% at the deadline will prevent Iranian troops from tanking

06.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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TikTok a net evil but you can’t find accidental art like this anywhere else

08.03.2025 01:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Send username

06.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Was gonna reply to that doctor that said Iranians will rise up because of the bombing but instead I just blocked her. You have Nate Silver brain and that isn’t my problem.

06.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think that’s the funniest outcome imaginable though would probably end the charade and force a super league

05.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

look spring training results don't matter, no idea what lorenzen is working on process wise, but it sure would be fuckin nice to have him not suck once or twice!

05.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Home plate umpire: Denver Dangerfield

Home plate umpire: Denver Dangerfield

oh okay

05.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
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Ocean's Eleven 25th Anniversary - Fathom Entertainment

Locked in

05.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Dan O’Dowd with a toupee maybe??

Dan O’Dowd with a toupee maybe??

George Costanza with a toupee

George Costanza with a toupee

Danny D I have QUESTIONS

05.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

She was on the Amy Poehler pod in like a baseball cap and a regular sweater and I was actin up like Tom Cruise in Top Gun

05.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Checkmate leftists John Fettermans wife is an immigrant!

05.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0