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23.04.2025 21:46
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Reddit My team's intern just found a critical bug by shitposting in our codebase Join So our summer intern (who l'm 90% sure is a professional shitposter moonlighting as a dev) just saved our entire authentication service by being, well, an absolute agent of chaos. Background: We have this legacy auth system that's been running since before TikTok existed. No one touches it. It's documented in ancient Sanskrit and COBOL comments. The last guy who understood it fully left to become a yoga instructor in Peru. Enter our intern. First week, he asks why our commit messages are so boring. Starts adding memes to his. Whatever, right? Then he begins leaving comments in the codebase like: / This function is older than me and probably pays taxes // TODO: Ask if this while loop has health insurance // Here lies Sarah's hopes and dreams (2019-2022), killed by this recursive call The senior devs were split between horrified and amused. But here's where it gets good. He's reading through the auth code (because "the commit messages here are too normal, sus") and adds this gem: Il yo why this token validation looking kinda thic though I/ fr fr no cap this base64 decode bussin // wait... hold up... this ain't bussin at all Turns out his Gen Z spider-sense wasn't just tingling for the memes. Man actually found a validation bypass that's been lurking in our code since Obama's first term. The kind of bug that makes security auditors wake up in cold sweats. The best part? His Jira ticket title: "Auth be acting mad sus rn no cap frfr (Critical Security Issue)" The worst part? We now have to explain to the CEO why "no cap frfr" appears in our Q3 security audit report. The absolute kicker? Our senior security engineer's official code review comment: "bestie... you snapped with this find ngl" I can't tell if this is the peak or rock bottom of our engineering culture. But I do know our intern's getting a return offer, if only because I need to see what he'll do to our GraphQL documentation.
Gold. 😂
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Mandei pra patroa pra ver se faz sentido. Na minha posição de papagaio de pirata no assunto parece legítimo
piadinhas a parte.. seu post original foi certeiro.. comprei pq bebia pouco.. hahahaa
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Hahaha aposto que c pensou : ah pronto . Lá vem uma testemunha do TSI hahaha .
Hahaha já ia perguntar o que a Senhorita tem contra o up hahaha aquilo é bom demais pra fazer raiva nas pessoas. A estrada. Manutenção cara do capeta tho .
Envolveu taleb na pergunta já dá sono . hahaha.
A piada certa seria que ela pode acreditar no que ela quiser mas a videira não tá bem aí pra opinião dela. Heheh
Hehehe foi mal piadinha tosca mal colocada no reply errado.
Tava falando do posto original que a/o prof do ouriço não acreditava na mudança de temperatura e isso faz a planta amadurecer mais rápido, se o açúcar passa, desencadeia um monte de consequência no produto final .
Uma pena que o processo de amadurecimento da fruta não tá nem aí pro consenso..
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@ouricodecarto.la
Vários. Mas a @milpaula.bsky.social foi especial. Nunca esqueço dela me deixando fazer minha prova do lado de fora pra poder fumar em paz e com o fone escutando metal . Não fosse isso , tinha largado a graduação. me salvou no TCC nem era orientando dela . Obrigado professora!
@milpaula.bsky.social hehehe
