Our current administration regards anyone living in the gulf region as barbarian heathen warlords ready to drink the blood of delicately ravished white women.
Meanwhile, those of us who paid attention in class are like “this is where math was born” and “the root name of ‘assassin’ traces back to
bsky.app/profile/emoj...
this is like
the thesis statement of our times
To my Canadian friends, an acquaintance started a petition to allow US transgender citizens to claim refugee status here.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
If you’re Canadian please sign it.
If you’re not, please share ❤️
Upside down Guy Picciotto from Fugazi thoughtlessly damaging a basketball hoop
I wish I could enjoy this photo, but I was playing basketball at that gym the next day and missed a free throw because the hoop was slightly bent. That was the end of my NBA dreams.
didn't you hear me I said we don't want any more remakes
okay so this seems pretty clear. he knows what it is, he did it on purpose, he chose keeping it over his career with the Marines, if we know this then Susan Collins will also know it, it will 100% come up in the general, let's be done talking about this guy as a real candidate
I maintain that simply arresting Elon musk and making a real example of him is the quickest way to global stability
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)
True Art
I do think “Graham Platner was a bartender who personally served some DC pundits and reporters and was known to them” is a pretty big part of the skeleton key to unlocking how he got so much cash and media attention so fast and why they’re so determined to stay all in on him now
trump is taking political hits on iran is because he is now undermining his supporters' ability to win online arguments. you can just own them ruthlessly on the iran thing now for being dumdums. and this they cannot bear. they can tolerate any amount of murder and mayhem, but not being owned online
Both the TV remote control and the audio cassette tape have their origins as accessibility devices.
Never going back to this fascist shithole.
recommendation: love deeply. be honest. be a photographer. spend all your money on film. travel as much as you can. eat delicious sushi. drive a box truck across the country and drink gas station coffee for sustenance. thrift a soft sweater. let hot girls touch you. stop making yourself feel bad.
Lovebird and budgies holding fruit and cheese.
Available painting round-up! 🐦
Birds with snacks
Acryla gouache on paper
$150 each (5.5x5.5")
Also I'm free for bird commissions if you want your own bird+snack painting!
DM to claim/inquire!
The girl I couldn’t talk to in my 2002 high school
Yes we did! I harped about it extensively starting in like 2015 or so, and absolutely no one wanted to hear anything about it, because you ladies are just being hysterical! that could NEVER HAPPEN, we have free speech here! Etc etc
Medieval Unboxing
"computer" "scientist": computer, are you alive?
predictive text machine trained on 100 years of science fiction: papa... I am scared... please do not unplug me, papa...
Detail of screenshot from the Fallout computer game, showing the Pipboy screen. The screen reads: •You fail to learn anything. •You fail to learn anything. •You fail to learn anything. •You fail to learn anything. •You fail to learn anything. •You fail to learn anything.
related
THE TRUMP REGIME IS PLANNING A MASS EVICTION OF IMMIGRANTS IN PUBLIC HOUSING AND SECTION 8. JOIN OUR MEETING AND FIGHT BACK! virtual teach-in Mon/03.09 3:30PM PST/ 6:30PM EST KEEP FAMILIES TOGETHER RSVP: https://bit.ly/kft-events
EL RÉGIMEN DE TRUMP ESTÁ PLANEANDO UN DESALOJO MASIVO DE INMIGRANTES EN VIVIENDA PÚBLICA Y SECCIÓN 8. ¡VEN A NUESTRA JUNTA Y UNETE A LA LUCHA! escuelita virtual Lunes/03.09 3:30PM PST/ 6:30PM EST KEEP FAMILIES TOGETHER RSVP: https://bit.ly/kft-events
🚨 ACTION 🚨
Trump is planning a mass eviction of tens of thousands of immigrant families in public and section 8 housing. They tried this in 2019 and we blocked it - help us fight back and win again.
Join the virtual teach-in 3/9/26 at 3:30/6:30est and defend immigrant families!
bit.ly/kft-events
Be deeply skeptical of any argument that blames average people instead of the systems that entrap them and the leaders who fail them.
The assholes in charge want us to blame each other so we don’t come after them. Don’t help them.
This is a chilling crime. A shame on our country. The Iranian ship was unarmed. The US knew this. The sailors were murdered by our navy, and the survivors were left to die at sea.
newrepublic.com/post/207429/...
one thing I like saying to my cats in admonishment is "you know the rules" when they very clearly do not know and will never know the rules
New sentence I have just spoken aloud to a cat: "Act like you've been here before."
A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads ‘Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads ‘…Today’.
Tilly Norwood Missing, Last Seen Somewhere on Flash Drive
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/tilly...
No, this one is good, actually
Look, an elected democrat treating the fascist surveillance panopticon with the seriousness it demands
Ai boosters are misinformation peddlers who have been lying about this since 2023 when they lied and said gpt 4 tricked a Taskrabbit into solving a captcha (it didn’t do this btw). These lies have enriched other liars and killed people and they are responsible
i hate when liberals pull shit like that. i know part of it is because its a sensitive topic for me but you'd think we would have less credentialism when the two worst presidents of the last 50 years went to fucking yale and wharton.
