Rachel Klein

If you say so…

People say my mom and I looked alike. Hmmmm I don’t see it…

Oh thank god

Yeah it’s such a weird side effect of the disease!

Yeah I’m not countering the second half of your post, I was just commenting on the “prequel” concept b/c that’s what I always understood them to think growing up, but I grew up w/Christians who THEMSELVES grew up around Jews. I think the ones that didn’t REALLY don’t understand what our religion is.

It was less fun than you’d think!

No, no I know about that, I grew up around a lot of Christians who felt that way. I am actually talking about Christians who think that Jews believe that Jesus is the son of God. that’s not a “prequel”, that’s the whole shebang.

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Are you coming to take my phone away?!

Something I recently learned is HOW MANY American Christians think that Judaism is just “Christianity Light” even to the point that they think we believe that Jesus is the son of God. What do they imagine the distinction is between them & us? Unclear.

I used to have a second butthole.

Raising my hand to be first in line for the writer’s room

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

Just had to unfollow an ADHD influencer I enjoyed cause she influenced herself straight into the self-help griftiverse. Stay safe out there, friends.

The reason we don’t say it about any other state is that there is no “right to exist” for a state! I forgot which Middle East scholar when asked that question replied “Israel DOES exist.” Now what are the rights of its CITIZENS and its OBLIGATIONS to them & to the international community?

Oh you’re worth the GDP of a mid-sized European country? Cool. Poop in this plastic hat.

Sometimes I think about how no matter how rich and powerful someone is when they’re having a GI issue they gotta give a stool sample like EVERYONE ELSE.

Song of Achilles WHEN?????

Nothing lives in my head rent free. I’m charging ALL these motherfuckers.

No.💜

It’s SO INSANE how ANY reduction in the absolute MOST privileges and opportunities is immediately seen as mass hysteria and entirely unreasonable “gatekeeping.”

Similarly with MeToo, we were not saying a person should be cut off from family, friends (that’s the private choice of those individuals), all resources that make life livable, we were just saying, like, maybe don’t…give them a sitcom or let them be on the Supreme Court ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

“Oh so someone who has made a bunch of mistakes in their life can’t be a Senator?”

Yes, I believe there should be much higher standards for being in the Senate than for getting a regular job. That’s not hard for me to internalize.

Oh. My. GOD. This is the “I Hated Hated Hated Hated This Movie” of classical music.

That and “offstage trumpets.”

“People demanded their money (and their time) back, and his mentor killed himself out of spite. Today, of course, it is considered one of the masterworks of the late classical period.”

I’ve been going to more classical music concerts lately and my favorite thing is how the program notes always say something like “When this piece first debut in Vienna in 1871 it was considered a consummate failure.”

He fell prey to one of the classic blunders: coming for Ben Affleck’s bag!

The part where they said an llm “therapist” won’t “feed and validate a narcissist” lololol