Nev

Cat conspiracy continues.

Like Nigel is polite and tries not to bring the wax back up?

You mean “whoever is calling a cat Nigel”, surely.

Expected a different juicy fruit to end this tale

You might want to check cadburys other products. All of them.

Your firestick only needs one port

Refuse to make the obvious joke,
In fear of my exes.

Oh no! How did you manage that? Good to meet you and Alan last night.

Whit Scots ur ye claimin dinna say things right ya fuckin wee scroat?

It’s French therefore fucked.

Kasper Schmeichel is the Aberdonian Man of 2025; discuss.

Martin Julian Henryblancas?

That fucking stupid kickoff time can get in the fucking massive puddle in the penalty area anyway 🙂

The worst thing is getting payment from latchy wanks

He is. Enjoyed that! He speaks highly of you!

Fuck me, he’s brilliant

Hey @benefitstheband.bsky.social, Meryl Streek are in my town tomorrow night. Worth seeing?

Missed a bus so ended up walking 1.5 miles. In shorts. In Aberdeen. in January. Carrying a squash racquet.

Mistakes were made.

I’m getting the bus home, carrying a snooker cue. Erm…

That pitch had been ploughed tbf

I maintain Sunset Song is a hate crime against children.

How did that work out?

D’oh! I was in the pub last night when we discovered (no pun intended) TNT 5-10 existed 🤦🏻‍♂️ red button and in no issues.

Presumably you’re streaming rather than hitting the red button on a tellybox?

The wife not paying enough attention 😉

The leading cause of men your age having a stroke is…?

Hi Moray, I need an A-Hole punched please. His name is Donnie c/o That America. Ta!

That stand still gives me the rage

The officiating can’t have been anywhere near as bad as that on show at Pittodrie yesterday. Insane.

Duuuuude! Stop being a drama queen! 😉