The Good Reverend

I survived our troop’s first cookie booth. It’s gonna be a 2 wines night

Ma’am, where can I get a Cash Banks? Costco? Whole Foods?

Cause being a parent is hard. You’re basically caring for a total stranger AND let’s be real, babies are weird.

Am I lovingly gonna tell you about yourself? Yes. And then I’m gonna remind you that you’re human, give yourself grace, and demand you say 3 nice things about yourself.

My favorite work related shenanigan is fussing at young and first time moms when they start talking bad about themselves, even though they’re clearly doing everything they can to be a good parent

I wish fiber would get the push that protein is having

PUT DOWN THE GROUND BEEF AND PICK UP A CAN OF BEANS

Someone tell me I don’t need to get this chicken sandwich I’ve been craving after I leave the gym.

If I go up there and see she hasn’t finished her tea or taken any medicine, I swear I’m taking the remote from her

First born + eldest daughters make the WORST patients when they’re sick. I told this lady to rest and hydrate and she’s talking about “I organized the closet and I’ll clean the kitchen.”

Ma’am, if you don’t sitcho ass down!

Thank you 🥺

Moment of silence for my bank account. Had to buy new bras and we are not okay

… I was being facetious

It’s meal prep and reset day!

Stupid wine got me wishing I was playing in someone’s son’s beard

Gotta get in where I can! I’m not tryna bunk with Bertha or Kymberleigh

Maybe Hegseth’s sexism will be beneficial 🤔 either that, or I’m gonna see if the Quakers are accepting new members

Lemme pull a Mulan real quick

Remember to make time to cultivate joy in the midst of the madness

Thank you 😊❤️

What my bestie requested vs. what I made

🧶 #crochet #tapestrycrochet

As much hunching as these book characters do, you’d think they’d use protection. But nooo. Then wanna get all surprised pikachu in the face when someone pops up pregnant

In addition to a week of dealing with cases of sore throats and fevers, we’ve now added a measles outbreak to the mix. Jesus, be a fence and turn my water into wine 😭

Funny how a 20 minute conversation can give so much clarity and direction

I think my son might be my daughter

One way or another, I’m toning these bingo wings

I finally figured it out. Us girly pops spend more time on lower body because yes, booty gains, but also cause these gym bros stay hogging the upper body machines 😒

All this inner work just to end up right back where I started: working towards a 2nd counseling degree … again 🤦🏽‍♀️

a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose into a paper bag .. ALT: a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose into a paper bag ..

33 more days left of Cookie Season

Not me having to Google how to work these doggone features on this phone 🤦🏽‍♀️

I’ve become my nana

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