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The "f" in "Middle of the road" Runner Hi-Fi twat

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I today endured the pain of a newly-opened Lidl where some bright spark decided it would be a good idea to have mini-trolleys for kids to clutter up aisles already heaving full of tracksuit-wearing fatsos buying shite.

I've quickly decided I'm not going in there again unless it's the 9-10pm slot.

28.02.2026 18:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Treat yourself to Bubbles by Yosi Horikawa. It's an "audiophile" recommendation that dorks like me suck up to test out headphones and speakers.

27.02.2026 10:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A multicoloured swoosh of New Balance Fuel Cell Rebel running shoes

A multicoloured swoosh of New Balance Fuel Cell Rebel running shoes

I have an unhealthy addiction to New Balance Fuel Cell Rebel running shoes.

Currently have three pairs in my rotation and have had at least four other pairs before 😬

#running

27.02.2026 10:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The app is decent so they have some grasp of tech and just need to improve that end-of-shop transaction.

i.e. - the faster the better. Let me out.

26.02.2026 13:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If they sort it so I can scan as I go and then tap out to pay when I leave, then I'm onboard. Having to actually queue at a till or scan my items one-at-a-time at a checkout feels at least a decade out of date.

I don't like people. Don't make me spend any longer than I need in a shop FFS.

26.02.2026 13:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I didn't appreciate just how much of a snob I am until navigating a first ever (I know!) shopping trip into Lidl.

Was like a mash-up of all sorts of stuff. I had to queue to pay FFS. But cat food was £3.49 so I'm conflicted.

Plus do you really still have to put a quid in a trolley like it's 1993?

26.02.2026 13:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's moments like these that my lack of a PC feels like a spiteful void in my life.

I do miss out on a lot of options not having one...

19.02.2026 13:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I officially have a roguelite card deck-builder issue.

Have been playing a lot of Pirates Outlaws after bouncing off it first time round. So I've obviously gone and bought Roguebook for the ridiculous £1.67 it currently costs and am set to pick up Across The Obelisk too.

19.02.2026 13:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A hard to decipher and then comprehend fact is that my three trips into the office in the past three weeks, represent 20% of my total number of trips into the office in the past six years.

And I don't like it. Far too frequent. Trousers before 9am feels unacceptable.

17.02.2026 08:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Made a rare trip into the office today to pick up a new laptop and I don't know who exactly Dell think they are but the bastards have switched the HDMI connection from left to right and that DESTROYS my cable management infrastructure.

Absolutely livid*

*not actually, but still. Bastards.

04.02.2026 17:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had no idea he was 79. But then I also have no idea how I'm not still 20.

04.02.2026 09:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@raphlife.bsky.social I was just idly wandering back from town in the UK with some shopping.

Heard some crows and instinctively started looking for a corpse or carcass. What has your game done to me?! 😅

02.02.2026 13:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm ambivalent about going on holiday and made the mistake of assuming my wife would generate a lot of hot air about wanting to go away but would ultimately fail to book anything.

She didn't.

Costly mistake.

I can't remember a week abroad costing North of £5k before. Is this new or am I an idiot?

01.02.2026 17:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I have to explain to my CFO even one more time that the things they're looking for me to isolate and reconcile are not mutually exclusive, I will let out a sad little whimper.

May just have to invoke the use of my favourite custom Excel function: SMOKEANDMIRRORS and make things balance.

30.01.2026 14:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Having said that, this strange quarter-zip Fisherman style top is one itchy Mo-Fo.

27.01.2026 16:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One (the only?) perk of having no fashion sense and giving no shits about that stuff, is that I feel like the three tops I bought from Fat Face at 75% off represent astute acquisitions.

I can't say that I especially like them, but I am no longer cold. No more clothes shopping required until 2028 😎

27.01.2026 16:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have to enter races to get me out of a general malaise which is fine by most standards, but just pottering about for 25-35 miles a week just feels a bit habitual rather than purposeful.

I don't want to be competitive or fast, just to be at least a smidgen committed and focused.

Onto beer #6.

24.01.2026 21:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Have entered a Ten Mile road race in 11 weeks time.

Prep isn't going well - currently on a fourth Kronenbourg and wondering what to watch on TV next.

#running

24.01.2026 19:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Isn't the Iceland logo at least partially orange too? Seems a perfect fit all round.

21.01.2026 16:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think it's fine as it amplifies the lunacy.

There's a lot of finger-pointing about just how we're in this mess and we need an aggregate realisation domestically and abroad for change to happen. Externally I think we get it. Internally there's a bunch of sycophants who need to wise up fast.

21.01.2026 15:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Couldn't appreciate the mastery of "the weave"?

21.01.2026 15:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It sounded like a very tame smattering of applause, no doubt from some tired-handed members of the US delegation. I think there were ~1,000 people in there.

21.01.2026 15:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Every time he doesn't cross the ocean I pray he throws a clot.

21.01.2026 14:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm only persisting with this as I'm desperate to see *some* show of dissent from the audience at the end of.....whatever this is.

21.01.2026 14:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Honestly, this guy is a total jackass. What a raging tosser 😅

21.01.2026 14:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finally people are flocking for the exit.

20.01.2026 11:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A view of "the action" at St. Mary's stadium, where Southampton performed with a trademark lack of quality and botheredness

A view of "the action" at St. Mary's stadium, where Southampton performed with a trademark lack of quality and botheredness

Absolutely honking day at the football yesterday where the only real highlights were the pre, during and post-match beers, and one of the guys I went with falling asleep early in the second half 😅

18.01.2026 15:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Deep into week 3 without a Fridge / Freezer and things have become so bad that I'm actually having to eat my daughter's Food Tech "frittata".

16.01.2026 11:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sometimes the fact that defection is just one letter away from defecation makes me titter to myself.

Seems especially relevant here.

15.01.2026 16:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"God Shuffled His Feet" by Crash Test Dummies spinning on a Rega Planar 3RS

"God Shuffled His Feet" by Crash Test Dummies spinning on a Rega Planar 3RS

Probably my favourite Christmas present.

"God Shuffled His Feet" by Crash Test Dummies was just so different to everything else I was listening to when it was released.

#NowSpinning

15.01.2026 13:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0