I today endured the pain of a newly-opened Lidl where some bright spark decided it would be a good idea to have mini-trolleys for kids to clutter up aisles already heaving full of tracksuit-wearing fatsos buying shite.
I've quickly decided I'm not going in there again unless it's the 9-10pm slot.
28.02.2026 18:17
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Treat yourself to Bubbles by Yosi Horikawa. It's an "audiophile" recommendation that dorks like me suck up to test out headphones and speakers.
27.02.2026 10:46
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A multicoloured swoosh of New Balance Fuel Cell Rebel running shoes
I have an unhealthy addiction to New Balance Fuel Cell Rebel running shoes.
Currently have three pairs in my rotation and have had at least four other pairs before 😬
#running
27.02.2026 10:37
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The app is decent so they have some grasp of tech and just need to improve that end-of-shop transaction.
i.e. - the faster the better. Let me out.
26.02.2026 13:18
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If they sort it so I can scan as I go and then tap out to pay when I leave, then I'm onboard. Having to actually queue at a till or scan my items one-at-a-time at a checkout feels at least a decade out of date.
I don't like people. Don't make me spend any longer than I need in a shop FFS.
26.02.2026 13:17
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I didn't appreciate just how much of a snob I am until navigating a first ever (I know!) shopping trip into Lidl.
Was like a mash-up of all sorts of stuff. I had to queue to pay FFS. But cat food was £3.49 so I'm conflicted.
Plus do you really still have to put a quid in a trolley like it's 1993?
26.02.2026 13:14
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It's moments like these that my lack of a PC feels like a spiteful void in my life.
I do miss out on a lot of options not having one...
19.02.2026 13:48
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I officially have a roguelite card deck-builder issue.
Have been playing a lot of Pirates Outlaws after bouncing off it first time round. So I've obviously gone and bought Roguebook for the ridiculous £1.67 it currently costs and am set to pick up Across The Obelisk too.
19.02.2026 13:41
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A hard to decipher and then comprehend fact is that my three trips into the office in the past three weeks, represent 20% of my total number of trips into the office in the past six years.
And I don't like it. Far too frequent. Trousers before 9am feels unacceptable.
17.02.2026 08:03
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Made a rare trip into the office today to pick up a new laptop and I don't know who exactly Dell think they are but the bastards have switched the HDMI connection from left to right and that DESTROYS my cable management infrastructure.
Absolutely livid*
*not actually, but still. Bastards.
04.02.2026 17:34
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I had no idea he was 79. But then I also have no idea how I'm not still 20.
04.02.2026 09:49
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@raphlife.bsky.social I was just idly wandering back from town in the UK with some shopping.
Heard some crows and instinctively started looking for a corpse or carcass. What has your game done to me?! 😅
02.02.2026 13:26
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I'm ambivalent about going on holiday and made the mistake of assuming my wife would generate a lot of hot air about wanting to go away but would ultimately fail to book anything.
She didn't.
Costly mistake.
I can't remember a week abroad costing North of £5k before. Is this new or am I an idiot?
01.02.2026 17:37
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If I have to explain to my CFO even one more time that the things they're looking for me to isolate and reconcile are not mutually exclusive, I will let out a sad little whimper.
May just have to invoke the use of my favourite custom Excel function: SMOKEANDMIRRORS and make things balance.
30.01.2026 14:26
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Having said that, this strange quarter-zip Fisherman style top is one itchy Mo-Fo.
27.01.2026 16:23
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One (the only?) perk of having no fashion sense and giving no shits about that stuff, is that I feel like the three tops I bought from Fat Face at 75% off represent astute acquisitions.
I can't say that I especially like them, but I am no longer cold. No more clothes shopping required until 2028 😎
27.01.2026 16:20
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I have to enter races to get me out of a general malaise which is fine by most standards, but just pottering about for 25-35 miles a week just feels a bit habitual rather than purposeful.
I don't want to be competitive or fast, just to be at least a smidgen committed and focused.
Onto beer #6.
24.01.2026 21:09
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Have entered a Ten Mile road race in 11 weeks time.
Prep isn't going well - currently on a fourth Kronenbourg and wondering what to watch on TV next.
#running
24.01.2026 19:39
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Isn't the Iceland logo at least partially orange too? Seems a perfect fit all round.
21.01.2026 16:34
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I think it's fine as it amplifies the lunacy.
There's a lot of finger-pointing about just how we're in this mess and we need an aggregate realisation domestically and abroad for change to happen. Externally I think we get it. Internally there's a bunch of sycophants who need to wise up fast.
21.01.2026 15:31
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Couldn't appreciate the mastery of "the weave"?
21.01.2026 15:17
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It sounded like a very tame smattering of applause, no doubt from some tired-handed members of the US delegation. I think there were ~1,000 people in there.
21.01.2026 15:10
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Every time he doesn't cross the ocean I pray he throws a clot.
21.01.2026 14:41
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I'm only persisting with this as I'm desperate to see *some* show of dissent from the audience at the end of.....whatever this is.
21.01.2026 14:39
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Honestly, this guy is a total jackass. What a raging tosser 😅
21.01.2026 14:37
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Finally people are flocking for the exit.
20.01.2026 11:37
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A view of "the action" at St. Mary's stadium, where Southampton performed with a trademark lack of quality and botheredness
Absolutely honking day at the football yesterday where the only real highlights were the pre, during and post-match beers, and one of the guys I went with falling asleep early in the second half 😅
18.01.2026 15:39
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Deep into week 3 without a Fridge / Freezer and things have become so bad that I'm actually having to eat my daughter's Food Tech "frittata".
16.01.2026 11:53
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Sometimes the fact that defection is just one letter away from defecation makes me titter to myself.
Seems especially relevant here.
15.01.2026 16:44
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"God Shuffled His Feet" by Crash Test Dummies spinning on a Rega Planar 3RS
Probably my favourite Christmas present.
"God Shuffled His Feet" by Crash Test Dummies was just so different to everything else I was listening to when it was released.
#NowSpinning
15.01.2026 13:22
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