A Rational Dichotomist

Wait... you were a skeskie?

I didn't know until just now that Ken Jennings is a pretty cool guy.

<Sob!> So sad that I'll no longer see Kristi Noem's face 😬 on the TV monitor every time I board an airplane from now on.

Ahem... the history of major movie stars appearing in advertising goes all the way back to the beginning of cinema. It is nothing new.

The "right" voters? I guess that means pedophiles, perjurers, and puppy killers to the front of the line.

Kpop? Bring it on... entirely in Korean, please!

Splooterday is just around the corner!

CRY MORE!
DIE MAD.

That should be our new rallying cry.

It would be scarier if you never had surgery.

I'm just waiting for Trump to complain that he's been unfairly denied his own Olympic gold medal for some bullshit or another.

Deep thots!

Maybe that was just Tommy's signature "Lasorda Sauce?"

I'm curious. What does an Australian duck look like? Does it have a pouch?

This is what I've come to... Watching hermaphrodite slug porn, and it's still better than reading the latest headlines.

In. Our. Name.

Think about that.

There's a Bond villain if I ever saw one.

This is the best reply I've ever received. May it be known as Splooterday from this day forward!

Also, very good biscuits (cookies)!

He's not pulling out? (You can make up your own jokes...)

Is it Buns' Buns Friday already?

Willie Wonka on fleek, for the win.

I'm not surprised (but fuck Meta just the same). Fortunately, they're not the entire internet, not by a long shot.

But "reform the KKK" sounds ridiculous. Wait... oooooh.

All that's missing is a diving board!

Same earstylist?

Your Retina is wearing a jaunty hat! Very stylish!

My father was British, yet I've never been there. I feel compelled to go while I still can. I think I just needed a little push. See you 'round the carvery!

God, I hope so.

Thanks! I needed a good excuse to visit Wednesbury...

from Arizona.

May I ask where that roast came from? It might just become my next travel destination.