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Alli Roberts

@allitude

(your Canadian girlfriend on Twitter ha)

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“innit” makes me die inside

08.03.2026 05:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee and a spoon in her hand . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee and a spoon in her hand .
08.03.2026 05:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

who wants to come over and watch On the Road with Steve Hartman stories and ugly cry?

08.03.2026 05:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Watched “Annie” (1982) with the kids and it was so weird to see the president singing optimistically about the government helping people, while serving tea to an orphan in a White House he was not tearing down

08.03.2026 04:36 👍 101 🔁 7 💬 6 📌 0

she deserves better, but unfortunately her lack of self-esteem has blinded her

08.03.2026 01:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

feel those feelings even though it hurts like hell. hugs, friend.

08.03.2026 01:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

also, they need better specs on their fun color releases

08.03.2026 01:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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i expect all of you redheads and warm undertoned gingers to go all in on this “citrus” color and make it a part of your whole personality cuz look how cuuuuuute

08.03.2026 01:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i usually choose the color of my Apple products based on what will look good with my skin tone so i wish the new blush MacBook were an icey cool toned blush pink instead of the rose gold nonsense that’s nothing new. i would loooove a fun color

08.03.2026 01:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Men are actually so much more mean to other men than woman are. Because men define rejection as mean when really it’s just women setting boundaries and protecting our peace. We’re actually pretty fucking nice considering how mean we could be.

06.03.2026 23:31 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

that’s nuts! take a load off!

07.03.2026 07:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you’ll only like the new album if you’re pure in heart

07.03.2026 07:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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H Styles listening party and VIRGIN cocktails

07.03.2026 07:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

we need a Wendy Williams for Woke 2

07.03.2026 06:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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wasabi burn so good

07.03.2026 06:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i could give a lengthy Ted talk on the subject

07.03.2026 06:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

late night shower + sweats + sushi = elite Friday night 😍

07.03.2026 06:10 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

terrible PR for poly guys, hits nearly every negative stereotype about them

05.03.2026 22:24 👍 126 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

I do know completely healthy normal poly people but unfortunately part of being healthy is that they don’t do press about their relationship

05.03.2026 22:36 👍 281 🔁 28 💬 8 📌 4

I think Tom Holland should just get all the roles for a bit.

He can dance after all.

Let this kid stew and do some maturing for a while.
I am embarrassed for his family as he disregards their deep ballet history

06.03.2026 22:41 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

This is my peeve about so many cis white men in our culture, they absolutely have an unfortunate tendency to think that if anyone else can do something, particularly if the anyone else happens to be a woman, of color, LGBTQ, etc, then obviously whatever it is they're doing can't be all that hard.

06.03.2026 22:38 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

As if he just opted out of either opera or ballet and could just pick either of them up at a whim and be any good at either of them. Little shit.

06.03.2026 22:35 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I think Tom Holland should just get all the roles for a bit.

He can dance after all.

06.03.2026 22:33 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

does he need to be canceled forever? no. but i hope the backlash is severe enough that he’s at least guilted into funding some ballet and opera programs. get the kardashian jenners in on it too

06.03.2026 22:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it’s even worse when you know that his grandmother, mom & sister all danced for the NYC ballet. Timothée Chalamet started out so lovable, but this was such a misogynistic, smarmy thing to say. it’s hard to like him now.

06.03.2026 22:09 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

love! do you have a link?

06.03.2026 21:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Goodbye Sky Harbor

goodbye, Sky Harbor

open.spotify.com/track/0xQXxw...

06.03.2026 20:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Lindy West Thought She Couldn’t Handle Polyamory. She Was Wrong.

i think it’s easier to listen on Spotify open.spotify.com/episode/0m58...

06.03.2026 16:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i’ve seen so many takes like “in the end, at least she’s happy now”… how in the world does anyone read/listen to this and come to *that* conclusion?

is Lindy West just rage baiting all of us?

06.03.2026 16:26 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0