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@coffeepandared

Reading, Writing, WoWing, Cats. Cedere Nescio.

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Still made it further than the Bills

04.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like 27% of America would approve getting railed in the balls by bat.

02.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a man I'm even creeped out when dudes say they have traditional values. It just means they think women should be quiet, pregnant, and in the kitchen.

25.02.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œCandidate A supports 90% of what I believe in. Candidate B only supports 10% of what I belive in. Therefore, both candidates fail to support 100% of what I believe in and I will not vote for either.”

And that’s how we got here.

09.02.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 1583 πŸ” 424 πŸ’¬ 178 πŸ“Œ 35

There's a ChatGPT ad about a family farm where the owner says her family has been doing this for a hundred years and she doesn't want to be the one to screw it up and that's why she's getting advice from ChatGPT and, my God, can you people hear yourselves?

08.02.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 5065 πŸ” 681 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 43
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Child at the podium: β€œA woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our cityβ€”and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

06.02.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 42856 πŸ” 7409 πŸ’¬ 1063 πŸ“Œ 1880

Money can buy happiness. If Elon Musk built a rocket and shot himself into the fucking sun that would generate massive happiness.

05.02.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 4476 πŸ” 630 πŸ’¬ 146 πŸ“Œ 24

My wife is recovering from surgery and she's on book #19 already this year. At this rate she's going to triple my yearly goal by march.

01.02.2026 10:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They don't and AI slop enthusiasts don't care about being ethical

31.01.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being in cybersecurity I cannot stress enough how much people should never install or run anything that is vibe coded. It's like willingly sticking your arsehole in a blender.

31.01.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So he doesn't understand the rules? Trash coach

18.01.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So what you're saying is the coach doesn't even know the game rules? No wonder Buffalo lost

18.01.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao Buffalo Bills

18.01.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's honestly sad how many bots are on this platform now pushing the idea that elections will be canceled or that elections are ineffective.

16.01.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I feel about the Bills tbh so I respect it

12.01.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a Buffalonian, anyone but the Bills.

11.01.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nickmercs getting caught cheating was not on my 2026 bingo card.

10.01.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone but the bills

09.01.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I feel about Buffalo Bills fans tbh. Except higher bmi and lower bank accounts

09.01.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sneak peek of new #fsharp side project...

Fable + Desktop πŸ€”

22.12.2025 15:46 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

It's a great comparison because neither of those things moves the needle on elections

19.12.2025 18:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unless you're a student and Linux isn't allowed at your school, which is oddly enough a thing that's pretty common

11.12.2025 22:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I've jettisoned everything I wrote on this novel earlier this year and am starting afresh!
And apparently with a cold opening, which I think I might be addicted to.

10.12.2025 18:23 πŸ‘ 296 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone but the fraud ass bills

08.12.2025 04:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol

05.12.2025 17:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Something is honestly wrong with conservative men tbh. Calculating how many babies someone could have had if they chose to be an uneducated jobless fuck is beyond unhinged.

24.11.2025 06:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As much as I fucking hate the Bills I hope you have a great time

24.11.2025 06:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah tell her to wear a Lions jersey in Buffalo during football season and see if she still feels that way.

24.11.2025 06:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That would go so hard as a tattoo.

24.11.2025 05:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you’re still hunting for color tools, I’m working on a more user-friendly version of meodai.github.io/poline/ keeping you huedrated

23.11.2025 00:42 πŸ‘ 1934 πŸ” 396 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 8