Why can't I buy food in single-person portions
07.03.2026 05:33
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Why can't I buy food in single-person portions
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
It's all the petty things about having a life partner that make being single so hard. Like I don't actually care about the Big things like love and permanent companionship and sharing a life with someone.
But I want someone else to help mop and plan my birthday for me.
Your 15 minute reading sprint starts now. 🫵
Set a timer and don’t come back until it goes off!!! ⏲️
While I understand the skew modern ttrps have toward allowing players to do the exactly as they please in some way, it’s not really a “game” without restrictions and consequences for actions.
Nothing wrong with making up stories with friends. No need to involve a game if you don’t like them.
In 2014, Apple had the genius idea to give all 500 million iTunes users a free U2 album. I haven't heard shit from U2 since then
And is ripping off my creative and professional work and throwing it in a cement mixer while reliably informing me that their business model simply won’t scale if they pay for my labor.
I was doing so well on my savings before this. I have a tooth that needs a crown, but—
I do not have years of savings. It’s already been over a year.
It’s so infuriating that companies get to be like “oh you haven’t had a job in a while…definitely not you, then.” Like hey wait—
Genuinely asking. I can’t even get an interview anymore even though I was landing them with relative frequency up until about September when they completely vanished.
“I’ve met a number of gay men who tried to live as women because their families hated homosexuality so much”
I don’t believe them. I straight up do not believe anyone tried to be trans because their families would hate that less than gay.
*frustrated and depressed grumbling noises*
No one will hire me but I am not allowed to give up because I am not independently wealthy and I honestly don’t know what to do at this point.
How do people even get out of this unemployment death spiral?
#YuuMoriLT
WAIT NO. WE GOT A MORIBROS NEW PORTRAIT.
EVERYTHING IS GOOD.
THIS CHAPTER WAS GREAT.
#YuuMoriLT
Wait no, William isn't in the photo and neither is Moneypenny
Everything is bad.
#YuuMoriLT
NEW FAMILY PHOTO TIME
#YuuMoriLT
MONEYPENNY MY GIRL
#YuuMoriLT
Bond got fired from helping Herder because he was enabling Herder's distractability.
#YuuMoriLT
Awwww, they've talked it out. They ARE growing.
#YuuMoriLT
Louis: William, why are you not worrying about your own safety?
Louis, when has he EVER done this?
#YuuMoriLT
They are, finally, discussing who has authority in the Morigang now.
#YuuMoriLT
Louis: It's not an order, it's a request. But if you don't listen, I'll make it an order
Louis.
#YuuMoriLT
Bond wants William
to dress
in drag
again
because
he thinks
William
is
cute
in
dresses
#YuuMoriLT
William has been put in charge of organizing packing.
This feels a lot like the Tea Party chapters.
#YuuMoriLT
Bond: BECAUSE YOU SENT ME TO BIRMINGHAM
Moran and Herder: ...forgot
#YuuMoriLT
Never mind. They finally explained this moving situation.
Bond, Herder, and Moran have not finished packing.
The literal worst version of it has to exist first if you're ever going to get anywhere, so you might as well embarrass yourself by writing it
Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.
Machine translation chokes badly on the grammar differences
