“[…]NOT flat.“

i seem to have acquired the habit of stripping off my shirt while asleep

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

i should have more sex again

i should introduce you to all the digital photography trans women i know

We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

writing a will just to make sure some dipshit doesn’t lament about resurrection for an hour or so

but have you considered that 10 y old me found the pig cute

what do you have against tepig

not the coal barge with a small bp flag

is there something like cultural shock about other people’s cultural shock?

the emperor doesn’t just have new clothes, he can also fail me and make me have to repeat the course if i claim otherwise

"is 6-7 an idiom": one of the greatest debate on forums dedicated to linguistics...

no offence but rawdogging street e is hot

i was too busy having gay thoughts about somebody else and got home in the meantime

i should have asked that homosexual at the doc martens store for their number

Advertisement by Wiener Linien against open drinks in the subway. It reads “Auf einen Drink gehen: Cool. Auf Drinks gehen: Sehr uncool!”. Which translates to “Going drinking: Cool. Walking on drinks: Uncool.” Behind the lines there is a picture of somebody’s legs in a pool of spilled liquid.

jesus ist uncool

i thought you were referring to the height of ours, yeah i think that is called a german style toilet in contrast to a french style one

flashforward to my older nephew listing facts about michael jackson songs like that one scene in american psycho

give me some credit, i became slightly less obnoxious

i love my nephews, but holy shit, will they become obnoxious nerds

that might just be our toilet

and the only photos i managed to take are the most ridiculously blurry pictures in existence

i walked past two trash containers full to the brim with empty wine bottles which looked strangely etherial under the night light

maybe i actually am bisexual

maybe i just see the woman they can be

why do i find men so hot all of a sudden?

heck, maybe i’ll organise the good one myself next year

that was a shit evening, can people just invite me to a normal new year’s party once

got drunk yesterday evening, am married today

what does your tattoo mean: be aware that i will only accept high quality copper