Yeah. One of them got caught in my scrubby towel in the shower. Tiny bit of blood. Probably would’ve been fine, but I didn’t want to risk it. Took the other one out for symmetry and because I have to take them out for wrestling anyway.
Goodbye nip piercings 😞
Lie to me and say my booty gettin bigger even if it ain’t 😈. #FAF
Vancoufur We are all set up and ready for your orc transformation. Or come pick up a studly orc of your own!!
I’m glad I’ve got a phev but unfortunately I also have a ton of driving to do this weekend 😭
Yesssss!
Wanna see a magic trick?🪄💦
Speaking of, April 4th, 6PM at Kiki’s! Don’t miss OVERHANG! For the battle of the bulge. Theme: Get your sports gear of any kind on for this Hefty Rivalry!
Red Vs. Blue, who will come out on top?
Make sure to check out our IG and RSVP on Scruff. No door entry cost.
Food, friends, and fun
Wanna see how Bull Dad works out? Well you soon can, and I captured each movement in amazing detail!
Follow along and let me teach you how to get BIG
Curve
Snuckle 34 sucker punched my prostate, made me nut, and then I collapsed like a marionette 🤤🤤🤤
I love a feel good story 😊
You’re so right! Subliminal messaging!
Let’s be real I’m gonna play lmao
Decisions decisions…
Biggest Bovine Boy
Oh no, not at all. I could fix it but it’ll eventually break again. I wish I had the know how to make a sturdier version
The video of me breaking my mount didn’t have sound god fucking damn it
Dangerous woman plays in the background*
Cooper naked and holding his belly
Celebrating world obesity day by preparing to stuff myself with a bunch of food
celebrating world obesity day by getting even more obese
It was actually funny in the moment! Hearing the wood creak and break was also a little 🫦
It’s fixable but I’d run into the same issue sooner or later. Particle board isn’t the most durable y’know? Unfortunately the real solution is $$$$
I don’t know if I want that title. No one will ever top me now 😭
In these trying times I don’t know if I’ll be able to recover 😔
This bill would criminalize pornography by legally redefining what it means to be obscene.
Period. Full stop. No more porn legally. If you post porn whether free pics or paid vids. this affects you!
I broke my mount 🪦
I knew it would happen eventually but this is the absolute worst timing! 😩
I love no longer being able to afford therapy. I didn’t even make it to the point where I was benefiting from it. What a shitty world.
